Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. Any number of hurdles can ruin his day, apart from of course ‘a bitch’.
But never did he think that his own issues could link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
Helmsman Geordi La Forge, however, can clearly take something from the rapper’s poignant words. With his own inimitable tweak. What next….Star Wars!?!
We all love cars, hell, even gay people and evil dictators cannot deny a fondness for a fender and a throbbing engine, it’s in our blood, our mind, and in most cases, the keys are in our pockets.
The best of all are the vehicles from film and TV – These fictional cars ROCK!
But what are the best ones i hear you ask? Don’t fret because an answer is at hand……ENJOY!
Know what an Ibex is? No. Me neither. But this big guy’s certainly pissed at someone or something.
Maybe that’s why he’s so annoyed with life – he spends all his time trying to be noticed, only to be overshadowed by a host of other animals. Poor thing.
“I’m an Ibex Goddamnit. An IBEX!”
Is this all part of some global conspiracy, why would someone be doing this? Maybe the military have found a use for the douche as a subversive battleground enemy deterrent/distraction?
Either way, this will throw up some very interesting data on a species that most people would like to be hunted to extinction!
We must study the douche and understand his migratory patterns….And then terminate them!
Ok, so this might start out as the most boring game ever invented, but don’t let that put you off and remember that ‘from little things BIG things grow!’
This pixel-tastic game will start off by stealing your coffee break and end up robbing you of your life as you turn your lowly pixel into an 8-bit demi-god, devouring mere mortals of pixels as you go and puzzling over how to open tricky gates.
It’s kinda like a metaphor for real life………..But BETTER!
Although I’ve not seen the TV series before, I’m pretty sure I’ve got the measure of the A-Team. A kitsch, cartoon-esque rendering of a band of rebellious soldiers who are both misunderstood and haplessly effective at aiding those in need.
Despite having not seen the 80s version, my judgement on the 2010 film was clear.
It is not a good one, and it’s plan does NOT ‘come together’.
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
Lets face it, pranking a chick is up there with fast & violent foriegn objects making contact with your nuts, it never fails to draw you in to see just how far the pleasure (or pain) envelope can be pushed!
This might be a mean trick to play on someone but it’s better finding this in your bed than a decapitated horse’s head.
What he should’ve done is drag a stinking drunken tramp off the street in to the house and told him to get in the bed. We can but dream!
You’ve been to the website, got the app. on your phone and now you can watch the film – The only thing really left is to buy the Tee Shirt!
For those of you unfamiliar with the premise, the film is loosely based on the book ‘The Accidental Billionaires’ and it chronicles the foundation and rise of Facebook. By all accounts it actually looks pretty damn decent.
Let’s hope the nerdcore in us all can put the horrors of ‘Hackers’ to rest when this hits the big screen in October!
Clare Stages Rally – Ireland: Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunken sailor in a storm who’s just stubbed his toe, screaming obscenities at the car in front like a man possessed.
He may be foul-mouthed but at least he’s incredibly passionate. LMAO
Proof that road rage can go ‘off-road’ too!
Forget old-skool photobombing, it’s sooo last month and passe! Todays uber PB’er is pushing the envelope and taking it to a whole new level!
However, it takes years of practice and dedication to reach this status…..Fear him, for he is a god!
It definitely looks like all those years of ninja photobombing training have truly paid off!
Oh God, someone plz rip out my eyes with a blunt wooden stake and feed me to the wolves, Twilight is back in town…….But WAIT!
Now this is more like it. I’d be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear.
Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!
I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
As far as the depiction of family life goes, the film market is saturated with this topic of interest.
The Hollywood representation of suburban family decline in American Beauty, for example, could be seen as a definitive example of many films like it – excellent as it is.
Film makers have long wanted to pull back the veil on the flimsy facade of something with which we are all familiar. However, few directors manage the subtlety, beauty and sadness that the Martini brothers achieve with Lymelife.