Robin Hood Economics
This has to be one of the greatest ideas ever
Steal from the greedy and give to the needy
But something tells me the bankers won’t go for it. Bastards
Archive for August, 2010
That Meeting…Avatar
So THIS is how the conversation went in the run-up to Avatar
It doesn’t make me want to watch it again though…however multi-dimensional the thing was
Ok. I would if that blooper was in it
Color Theory
Time to play a short, simple game of platforming and primary colours.
Jump from platform to platform sliping through any that are the same color as you utilizing changing gravities to help you reach the goal.
It’s waay harder than it might sound. Get your game fingers ready for hours & hours of agonizing addiction!
Ducks: Revealed
I’ve always been suspicious of ducks. The way they look at you, the way they move…
Well – here’s scientific proof that I was right to be wary
I’m never feeding one again. I bet they don’t even like bread anyway.
Attenborough’s Centipede
David Attenborough will go to the furthest corners of the globe and study the weirdest, most dangerous creatures.
He flinches from nothing, all in the name of the BBC nature programme output.
But isn’t this just a little too far old chap?
Intoxicated Fail!
The music makes this clip that little more special.
Do you think he ever made it home, or was he forever confined to that street in a grey UK town? And what the hell had he been drinking?
I have my doubts though. I fear he is on something stronger. Something designed to subdue horses.
Bulldog Watching Family Guy
This guy might be the missing link between dogs and humans.
He knows how a telly works, and he gets Family Guy.
All he needs is a beer and he’s pretty much a developed male.
Weatherman Finger Fail
This unfortunate weatherman is never far from making headlines. And they’re not usually about rain or sunshine.
Not long ago he got the giggles live on air for unintentionally swearing. Then he got visibly offended for being called ‘Petal’.
Well, here he is again. However, this time he’s minding his own business, scratching his chin. Some people will read stuff into anything.
Don’t Go To South London
I don’t know what to think of this particular story. At all.
Did he find it? Was it a policeman? Or maybe an unfortunate customs officer plucked it from his bowels during a rigorous border search.
Either way, maybe it’s better to stick to other parts of London where good old-fashioned gun crime reigns supreme.
Tom Cruise Spoof
The fact that this clip of Tom Cruise is closer to the truth than you might think makes it all the better.
“I can fly…Ok? I can fly”
In fact. Is there any actual evidence this footage isn’t the shortarsed Scientologist himself?
‘Up’ Kid
Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. They see it as a failure on their part and an embarassment for the wonderful child.
Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. Clearly with his parents’ blessing.
This could of course all be a horrible case of ‘wrong place, wrong time’. But, with that neckerchief and yellow number, I very much doubt it.
Tron: Dub Remix
Unless you hadn’t heard – that age old classic Tron is being remade and released by the end of the year.
It’s probably the coolest, most neon laced fun you can have at the cinema and if that wasn’t enough, Daft Punk are doing the soundtrack this time round.
So, why not indulge in an alternative musical re-hash to get your lips smacking.
God Vs. Satan
When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.
Well I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers.
Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
Festival Handwash Fail
We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable.
However, this chap has very little excuses. It looks like morning and he doesn’t appear to have consumed his bodyweight in cider.
What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?
