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Archive for October, 2010

Star Wars Yoga

Most freaks who love Star Wars have greasy hair, smell of basement mould, are as annoying as Jar-Jar Binks on helium, and have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack.

You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series. Hmm…

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.31.10 | FTW!, Humor, Nerdocre, Pictures | Comment

The Breakfast Of Champions!

Who the hell decided to proclaim that breakfast was the most important meal of the day? F#ck that, sleeping in is definitely the best food your brain & body can possibly have after a very long night of abuse from various toxic substances: PERIOD!

BUT, for some of us (yes, it’s not lies!), there is the small problem of ‘WORK’, which however you try, cannot be ignored (after all, that’s what pays for more nights of abuse!), so a well balanced breakfast suddenly becomes a necessity.

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.28.10 | Uncategorized | Comment

Bad Vet

I feel so sorry for this man. He’s such a nice chap, and he’s probably a good vet. He means well, so well, and yet he always get it wrong. There’s a famous scene where he kills a man’s prize fish. And another where he puts down the wrong Border Collie.

Then again, I think this woman deserves it. Feeding her little pooch all that rich food…just ain’t right. And that house – she’s one of those absurd posh women who have no grip on reality. Well, get a grip on singed canine hair and the smell of smouldering dog flesh. Breath it in. And never ring that Vet again.

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.27.10 | FAIL!, Humor, Tv & Movies, Videos | Comment

Cats Do Wing Chun

There is a lovely tranquility about this video. It’s something unique to cats, that delicate elegance. You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.

No wonder they say people with the feline species live longer. They are a tranquil influence on even the most fretted minds. These guys are in combat, allegedly, and still they manage to transfix and reduce stress. And they’re so uniform as well. Anyone could be forgiven for thinking a mirror was involved.

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.26.10 | Videos, WTF? | Comment

Sir Ian Bowler Tells It How It Is

This guy is great. In fact…if I had my way – he’d illuminate everything for me. Anything I ever wanted to know would be delivered to me through the medium of this man’s cheery piano and wonderful lyrics. He’s posh, but boy does he know how to entertain.

There are some great lines here as well. ‘The fees are high, at college, most of the time, so was I’. Genius. If only all politicians could talk like this. You know, like the truth and that. OK – they might not need to play the piano…but it would ruddy help.

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.25.10 | FTW!, Humor, Videos | Comment

Scaring The Crap Out OF Your Friends!

Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it.

But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead and do it from the comfort of your own basement. It’s a total WIN-WIN situation!

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.25.10 | Games, Humor, Nerdocre, WTF? | 1 Comment

F#ck The Apocalypse!

This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph.

It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring of Snake Plissken and Frodo Baggins. Bet it could kick Optimus Prime’s ass as well.

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.22.10 | FTW!, Nerdocre, Videos | 1 Comment

RSA Animation: Education

Man I love these RSA animations. Not sure if it’s that satisfyingly squeaky pen. Or the amazing drawings. Maybe its the amazing ability at conveying one of those ‘Ohh Yeah’ points that people might say in other contexts, but you just don’t get. Not sure.

One thing’s for sure: if these videos were used in lectures, everyone would be around 40% cleverer. For sure. Awesome images to couple an interesting point. Funny as well. Education system sorted.

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Posted by: wesbo | 10.21.10 | Nerdocre, Videos | 1 Comment