It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor.
Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to the beer company SABMiller dodging taxes in India and African and depriving them of aid. So it’s time to get all hysterical and start screaming “Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!”.
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I love stuff like this, it’s another of those meaningful emotional indie games that have minimal gaming elements but the propensity to make you cry like a baby (if you’re so inclined).
Anyway, this one has you saving a bunch of apple picking Mexicans from Nazis! The music will lull you into a feeling that it is essential that you play this for the rest of your life!
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This guy’s got some sweet skills, so good you’ll want to study the video in slow-motion just to see if he’s got a string attached to that ball he’s so miraculously twirling around his feet.
It doesn’t matter if he’s sitting down or standing up, he elevates kicking a ball to a fine art. AWESOME!
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Nicholas Cage has never been a favourite actor of mine. Because, well, he can’t act. He cannot act. Not only is he thespianically challenged, but also intensely annoying. This, as you can imagine, is a film which attracts my interest.
A 4 minute trailer for a feature film with Cage losing his mind? I’d book in advance, front row seat and stock up on gargantuan amounts of popcorn. That’d serve him right for ruining The Wickerman. I’m not happy till I see him in a straight-jacket
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Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?
Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.
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Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie making it a far more entertaining film in this short trailer than the entire lametard movie franchise in its entirety.
Yeah, that’s right, Harry Potter sucks Voldemort’s hairy ass crack. Still, it makes for an interesting twist in the formulaic plot!
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Get ready to go back to a time before even old skool was around! Finally, a video game that encapsulates the sheer joy that can be had with those ball bearing maze toys that even your grandad thinks are retro.
Now if someone could only make a digital version of the hoop & stick game…
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Lego and Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood. But never intertwined. As the brand grew and grew, Lego started to capture more and more cultural relevance. It doesn’t look the same, and videos like this just serve to feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.
And Jar Jar Binks? He has to be the worst character of all time. I wish Darth Vader would erase him off the face of the cosmos forever. This nifty little clip does well at re-creating some of the best bits from Star Wars, but Jar Jar Binks? Really? He should never be the protagonist of anything. Except his own obituary.
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Ah yes, the moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant. Depending on your monetary standing, you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply place your gold, plastic card on the table and pay the price of the meal, plus a generous tip. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine, and then grudgingly count out the amount in notes. 3. Run
This here is an interesting strategy which can be shown to be used elsewhere. It’s kind of a more extreme version of number 2. This extreme version is obviously something anyone linked to business or commerce can understand. Being under-paid, clients expecting more of you than is reasonable, not paying you Etc etc. It must be bloody annoying. But it must be better than number 3.
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Acting clearly isn’t as easy as it looks. Especially when you have to portray about 10 different things all at once. And we’re not talking Gladiator or Indianna Jones, you’re looking at all that effort for a stupid advert.
In fact, I doubt any actor will have had to do so much in such a short period of time. Christian Bale lost his rag when some sound guy got in his way. Imagine him doing all this at the same time? Not a chance. Playing a half-man half-bat in underpants is a doddle compared to what poor old Justin has to do.
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If you are a guy in a relationship then it’s probably best you watch this on your own, then delete this file, wipe your hard-drive, burn your computer, blow up your house, move to South America and never speak of it again!
Why, because what this cute chick is saying is SO true, that if your girlfriend ever found out about any of it your life would officially be over and the rest of your life would be a living hell. Ignore the fact that she is hawt and wearing pretty-much nothing, there is a message here to take heed of!
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The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’.
Just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all the way into the vast, wild jungle while you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.
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It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program recently. That’s right it looks like it has come down to a fatty, a baldy and a hairy. Lets see what they have created for the judges to eat?
Still the proof is in the pudding and you should never judge a book by it’s cover – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?
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Ah. Dan Bull returns with one of his achingly addictive raps about an issue with which we can all relate. How tenacious of him. The first casualty of war is truth. He’s right. You can always tell when politicians are lying. Look carefully at their mouth, if their lips move, then that’s the indication.
Puppetry, not democracy – another good point. And in America’s case, it was a chimp puppet that was doing the nefarious deeds. Bush – surely the worst proponent of the kind of stuff Bull is against. There’s one thing I disagree with, though. Wikileaks is good, but the best site ever? Clearly never been on Facebook, mate.
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