Well, it’s only taken four years for a metal version of this to come out. But, sometimes, it’s worth the wait. So grab your air guitar, turn the volume all the way up to eleven , kick over the air amp and let’s rawk!
This song needs to be added to the next edition of Guitar Hero so we can all enjoy some of this badassery. For those about to rock, we mosh you.
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A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful, bespectacled and despectacled.
But, no. Ah well, at least you can have your own little celebration of Dr. Fred Gilgoff’s incredible invention. A man more important than Einstein, Newton, even Ronald McDonald.
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Posts on Facebook ruining your life? Maybe not now when you’re young and carefree but when you want that top job at Goldman Sachs selling the blood of innocents for The Man then you won’t be so cool about it.
The solution? Post more. And more. Post all the time every day, all day, all year until you post so much you’ve not seen daylight in eons and you look like Howard Hughes’s toe nails at his most reclusive. Then they’ll never find your celebratory posts about poking the Duchess of Cornwall with a stick.
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You know how in Japan they always have to be just ahead of the curve, like with their flying robots and talking buildings and anime characters for president and all that. Well a three-legged race is like eating dry toast to them.
So, they get 31 children, tie their legs together and watch them race. If you thought your sports day was cool, then Japan just pwnd it.
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Posted by: wesbo | 01.26.11 |
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NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!
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*slap* There’s nothing like watching the force and pent up release of a decent slap. I say watching, because you don’t want to be on the receiving end of one.
And this montage has them in abundance, in all their manifest forms, from the hard and fast, to the more delicate and playful. No E. Honda though. Shame.
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You’ve got to love a fan made film; the geeky detail, the love of the source material to the point of obsession–and this is a good one.
Set in the Half-Life world, they’re managed to crow bar in all the props from the game, like, er, the crow bar and stuff.
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What heavenly wonder is that? Did God just belch? Has this person died and gone to heaven only to find out it’s not some Cumulus-ridden cloudscape full of angels playing harps, but instead a modern concrete hell hole full of parked cars.
Follow those voices, follow them! And find out whence these majestic sounds are coming from. Behold! Tis angels with halos glowing above their delicate heads! Or it could just be a choir rehearsing in a car park because the acoustics are good. Nah, it’s angels in hoodies.
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