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Archive for April, 2011

The Beginning of the End

You hear that? Listen closely, the Geordie twang, heralding the end of society as we know it. Remember the Mayan prophecy about 2012, the end of the world? Well, look at this series about vacuous plebs in the north of England as the bell tolling the beginning of the end.

Right after the last episode we’ll hear a massive thud, as all the birds of the earth drop dead from the skies, then the seas will bubble with sulphur and the ground beneath your feet will crumble away.

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.29.11 | Humor, Videos | 1 Comment

“Jersey Shore” Gone Wilde, Part 1

Here’s a “What If…” to ponder in those quieter moments of your day: What if those Jersey Shore guidobags spoke their particular vein of English in the style of Oscar Wilde? In fact, don’t ponder it because this video does it for you.

If it proves anything it’s that if you speak in a posh voice while dressed in the finest fashion from the mid-19th century, it could just be stream of consciousness foul language or even an ass burp, it’ll still sound theatrical.

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.28.11 | Humor, Videos | Comment

Getting Your Teeth Into ‘Priest’

A long time ago, like in the 1980s or something, there was a trailer & it was used to advertise a film. This is the story of that trailer. Not really, this is a bunch of work shy film students trying to make a formulaic action trailer for the movie moguls of L.A.

Will they shake the very foundations of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn’t missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer & discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.27.11 | FTW!, Nerdocre, Tv & Movies, Videos | 1 Comment

Chemistry of Creme Eggs – Periodic Table of Videos

OK, so Easter might have passed but it doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some Cadbury’s Creme Eggs being dessicated, burnt, battered, boiled and generally mistreated. They deserve it, just think of all the pounds of weight they’ve added to your flabby body.

It’s basically a science lesson, but like all the best science lessons it involves fire and destroying things and all the fun stuff that outside of a laboratory you’d be told off for doing.

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.27.11 | Nerdocre, Videos | 1 Comment

Wish You Were Here

It’s nearly summer time, which means heading to foreign soil to sit half naked on a crowded bit of land where dirt meets water, to spend your evenings looking like Dr. Zoidberg while drinking copious amounts of cheap local booze and copping off with strangers.

Or alternatively if you’re feeling the pinch, pretend you did all that instead—send one of these pretend postcards and act like you spent 2 weeks in Vegas surrounded by hot babes.

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.27.11 | Games, Humor, ladies | Comment

Billy Connolly – Liam Neeson’s Cat Story

The moral of this story is that if you’re in a remote Scottish village in a van full of armoury that you’re using to film a Liam Neeson movie then try and avoid running over villagers’ cats.

But if you must trample their pets to death under the wheels of your car, then drive off quickly to avoid any further deaths.

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.26.11 | Celebrities, Humor, Videos | 1 Comment

Tougher Than You!

Could a pair of jeans beat you in an arm wrestle. Probably. Could a ginger kid on a scooter get more chicks than you? Definitely! Here’s a pair of jeans built using space technology are put to the test by a guy flying around on a scooter like a ninja who’s tired of walking places.

The jeans survive, proving they’re stronger than Superman’s bogeys and could definitely have your dad in a fight. And remember, chicks dig heros!

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.26.11 | FTW!, Nerdocre, Videos | 1 Comment

Cup Of Brown Joy – Elemental

This crazy explorer left over from Britain’s colonial days when we’d bullwhip foreigners for their insolence and stride across strange lands to bring them the joys of scones, proper manners, and queuing, raps about the brown liquid that fuelled the empire: tea.

British people love a cup of tea, they love it more than their dear old mums, they love it so much while slaughtering savages in unholy lands they’d pause mid-battle to drain a brew.

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Posted by: wesbo | 04.22.11 | Uncategorized | 1 Comment