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Archive for May, 2011

Carving the Mountains

Hot Spanish chicks on long boards head up into the mountains of Madrid, then bust it down with the skill and abandon of continental ninjas. This is what all long board teams should consist of, not hairy blonde dudes with tattoos.

Something like this could make a man leave his computer screen and open his front door and consider doing some physical activity. Just think of the post-riding communal bath.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.31.11 | Videos, ladies | 2 Comments

They’re Raving, They’re Raving

These people have at least 3 pairs of raving shoes on, and they certainly don’t need alcohol to have a good time. But they do need more class A’s than you can possibly imagine. (the fun starts @ 2:10)

Back in the late 80s early 90s people got dressed in the dark, chewed their faces off, and put their hands in the air while staring like maddened animals. It was called rave culture. Bo.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.27.11 | Music, Videos | 1 Comment

Stewart V Armando: Political Correctness

It’s shocking in this world we live in, where you can’t even beat up an old lady in her home without submitting a health and safety application because you might hurt yourself breaking and entering and could sue the local council.

What has modern life come to? If you want to walk down the street, you can’t even kick an empty tin can without first making sure the can’s OK with you kicking it. So thank God for this rational conversation about the matter between these two great thinkers of our time.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.26.11 | Humor, Videos | 1 Comment

Bohemian Rhapsody with Rage Comic

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! Queen’s greatest hit gets set to the visuals of the memetic internets. What it amounts to is nigh on perfection, featuring all your favs from around the tubes, like Forever Alone Guy, Aww Yea Guy, Poker Face — it’s like a high school reunion set to the tune of the 1970s.

For a song whose lyrics made no sense, now it all makes sense, it all becomes clear, the clouds have parted, there’s the sun. Is the real life? Mommaaaaaaaaa!

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.25.11 | Humor, Nerdocre, Videos | 1 Comment

That Mitchell and Webb Look – Apprentice

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

But those cunning TV execs knew we’d all hate the ego-crazed contestants and we’d get off on remarking on how stupid they are, even if we thought we watched it through the mocking veil of irony. Those evil bastards.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.24.11 | Celebrities, Humor, Videos | 1 Comment

The Graduate Leaving Experience

So you’ve just graduated and now you must enter the big bad world of work and see if you can find something vaguely interesting to do that doesn’t sap your will to live, while earning something more substantial than magic beans.

Might as well give up now, forget about it. Just work on a drinking problem and get into daytime TV, then by the time you’re 30 you’ll be a raging alcoholic.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.23.11 | Humor, Videos | 2 Comments

Queen’s Visit – Shuffle of Honour

When meeting the Queen of England, it’s important to cock your leg out in the manner befitting a 12th century nobleman and then shuffle it about in a manner befitting a 21st raver. It’s just common decency and if you don’t do it, one may lose their head.

So if you ever find yourself before Her Majesty for any reason other than treason, then make sure you do the leg cock as an indication that the Shuffle of Honour is about to go down.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.20.11 | Celebrities, Humor, Videos | 1 Comment

Date Goes Horribly Wrong

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.

He maybe should of seen the warning signs, for instance be wary of women with big hands, and if they walk like they’re got a pair, then it probably means they got a pair.

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Posted by: wesbo | 05.19.11 | Humor, Videos | 1 Comment