If you’re going to parody Rebecca Black’s “My Moment”, then why the hell not do it wearing a wolf suit. If only Ms Black herself was a little more interesting and decided to dress up in various animal suits like an extra from Where The Wild Things Are, then she might get less hate from the internet.
These guys and girl know how to rock a town centre in middle England, you just need a some punk pixel noise and a chiptune solo. Done.
The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic about the raptors. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.
So if you do decide to create a theme park populated with dinosaurs cloned from the DNA extracted from insects preserved in prehistoric amber, then maybe go easy on the raptors.
Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with, by the sound of it Joey Barton’s, but what goes on in the shower room should stay in the shower room.
These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.
Well isn’t this just the darnedest thing you ever did see? A father takes his daughter too see some leopards and after feeding them the dead flesh of the living, the leopards start stalking the little girl. But she thinks it’s all just a big game. Ha!
And you thought playing around with a lazer and your cats was you getting in touch with the animals, well that’s nothing compared to hand-feeding these beasts.
wesbo | 08.27.11 | Videos
What are some people prepared to do for some free cash? This summer, Bulmers are running a series of experiments across the country to get people talking. In their latest experiment, in a busy train station, they ask ‘What gets people talking on their commute?’
Can this guy create ‘a mini orchestra’ in the alloted time and get commuters talking, or will he be laughed off the platform? And if you fancy becoming part of this experiment then check it out and sign up on Facebook.
You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status, to be protected by the guardians of time for all eternity. Or at least until next week.
But of course, there is the argument that little Max here should be out in the wild eating bugs and carrying around loads of fleas, not being nursed by a fucking goth.
This guy surely hasn’t watched any live stand-up, otherwise why would you fall asleep in the middle of a comedian’s show? It’s only going to end with you getting ridiculed in front of the whole audience.
But not sure if it’s worse being asleep or awake. If you’re awake you can try to defend yourself, but then you suffer the humiliation of a public pwning. At least asleep what you don’t know can’t hurt you.
It sounds like the title of a new film from the makers of Sharktopus, but it’s better than that, it’s real. So file it under educational, as this spider deftly wraps its prey in a spindle of web, suffocating the life out of it. And terrifying the life out of you.
It makes you glad you’re not an insect having to fend off hideous spiders just to get by in your day-to-day existence. So just be grateful you life is so dull.
OK, it’s time to play spot the barely recognisable celebrity, as this video takes a look at the very early careers of some of Hollywood’s golden eggs. When Jack Black was playing a goth in Never Ending Story III, he probably thought that was the zenith of his career.
But it’s humbling to know that they all started out somewhere, they didn’t just birth out of their momma’s womb straight onto the gravy train of nepotism and into a glamorous showbiz career.
The English. We love our summer time, mainly because we like to go outside and play some ruddy sports, for ruddysake. And here you’ll see some of our favourite outdoor pastimes, like chess and hoop throwing.
These sports have been played and passed down from generation to generation, the skills and knowledge communicated through the passage of time via a series of winks and elaborate handshakes, such is their esoteric nature.
Cats, they’re pretty stupid, right? And the internet, there’s no questioning that is full of dumb, teeming with the stuff. Just fit to burst out of your computer screen and cover you in dumb, a sea of stupid is pressurising up to come cascading from your monitor and wash you away in a river of idiocy.
This much, we know. So this guy’s put two-and-two together and he’s come up with this stupid video of his idiotic cat. It has over 4 millions views.
We’ve all seen the space saga that helped kickstart the summer blockbuster phenomenon, we all know who’s in it; some droids, some darkside, a little bit of Force, and talking aliens, lots of. But it never sounded as much fun as when it’s retold by this guy’s friend Amanda. She’s amazing.
In her epic retelling Chewie becomes a deformed Ewok, in a plot that involves counsellor puppet masters, farmers, people getting killed, bar planets, brown muppets and big robots and stuff. She’s so close, but also so far, far away.
Have you pulled a muscle in your back? Maybe you sprained a finger opening a tin of baked beans? Well whatever you’ve done, you deserve some money, after all, it’s not like you asked for that tin opener to be so difficult, did you?
No, it’s clearly everybody else’s fault but your own, you have a right to live without getting hurt just because you’re getting old and your body’s turning to shit. So ring these guys and get some compensation, the world owes it to you.
You may think Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone are the best of friends; a couple of normal, stone age buddies who like to hang out and drink beer and fart.
But don’t get on the wrong side of Barney, because he’s an aggressive little badass when he wants to be. He’ll turn ugly quick as look at you.