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When you’re making a documentary that prides itself on investigative journalism and you’re looking into the connections between the Mad Dog of Libya and the IRA, you might want to double check the footage you’re using.
So, naturally when you find out the footage that you claim was the Mad Dog’s missiles being used in an IRA attack is actually a video game, the internet is going to react.
So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.
Well, why don’t you have yourself a watch of this video and maybe afterwards you’ll have a better understanding of just WTF a continent is.
The smarmy pan-faced comedian gives a masterclass in how to completely destroy hecklers, punishing them for their drunken audacity.
Would-be hecklers be warned, if you go to a Jimmy Carr concert and feel the urge to heckle, just remember this video and maybe you’ll think twice.
JD have launched its first ever nationwide campaign to find 16 people to be the ‘The Face of JD’ with the lucky winners will appear in the company’s November nationwide advertising campaign:
The search has begun on Facebook where entrants can submit a photo to be voted on by the community. JD isn’t looking for supermodels; they want real people with real style and the confidence to match.
If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.
The documentary chronicles the story of Kevin Clash, the man behind Elmo, from his days as an ambitious working-class kid in Baltimore to his current career as the artist behind one of the most popular puppets of all time.
Star Wars comes out on blue-ray to make sure George Lucas doesn’t go longer than about two years before making some money off some films he made over 30 years ago.
And, just to make sure you don’t feel like you’re getting completely ripped off, he’s added some deleted scenes. They mainly feature Darth Vader saying “no” a lot.
Remember the skateboard scene from Back to the Future where Marty punches Biff in the face and then invents skateboarding? Of course you do.
Well this guy’s added an a capella multitrack to it (whatever that is) and you’ll probably find it entertaining. Problem is, once you watch it, it just makes you want to go watch the whole film.
This is a particularly special episode of Dragons’ Den as it showcases Looters Anonymous, gang members from London town who chanced upon some goods during the UK riots, just sitting their in a smashed shop front asking to be taken.
Now they want the Dragons to invest to get them a new flat, then they can sell this junk on eBay and make a tidy profit bruv.
Larry David, single-handedly showing that bald uptight guys are the most awesome thing on Earth. It doesn’t matter that Michael J. Fox has a generative disease, that doesn’t stop Larry from abusing him.
And it doesn’t stop Larry from discussing how he’s fascinated by Hitler’s moustache. So much so that he can’t help drawing it on pictures of people in magazines. Even if they are Mr Fox’s father-in-law.
It’s the most famous side-scrolling video game of them all. In a box. Backwards. Forgot about your Kinects and your PlayStation Vistas and the Wii U, this is the future of gaming.
Each of us will have our very own cardboard shoe box with a bespoke version of a popular video game going backwards. Imagine Street Fighter II. Go on. You imagined it? There, see. The future!
The spicy CILF gets all dirty talking about her clams and generally teasing us all with her filthy mouth. This is what cookery shows should be about.
Not some fat-tongued mockney douche-face going on about his organically grown aubergine. It should be a voluptuous honey talking potty-mouthed. Nom.
What happened Justin? Where are you in our hour of need? Where’s sexy? Is it not being brought back? Where have you taken it? And Why?
This is an impassioned plea from the many fans of Mr Timberlake, to just come back to doing what you do best. Please!
These are some next level goths right here, they’ve taken dancing to some nth level shiz — instead of using their feet, these kids are dancing with their elbows.
At least, you can only presume that they’re dancing and not trying to land an airplane that’s hovering overhead.
What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to breaking the five second rule, to eating burnt, and even posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.
Basically, these guys are crazier than the Jackass crew, they’re just off the fucking chain. They’re living on the edge, if they continue like this, who knows what’ll happen to them.
