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Larry David, single-handedly showing that bald uptight guys are the most awesome thing on Earth. It doesn’t matter that Michael J. Fox has a generative disease, that doesn’t stop Larry from abusing him.
And it doesn’t stop Larry from discussing how he’s fascinated by Hitler’s moustache. So much so that he can’t help drawing it on pictures of people in magazines. Even if they are Mr Fox’s father-in-law.
It’s the most famous side-scrolling video game of them all. In a box. Backwards. Forgot about your Kinects and your PlayStation Vistas and the Wii U, this is the future of gaming.
Each of us will have our very own cardboard shoe box with a bespoke version of a popular video game going backwards. Imagine Street Fighter II. Go on. You imagined it? There, see. The future!
The spicy CILF gets all dirty talking about her clams and generally teasing us all with her filthy mouth. This is what cookery shows should be about.
Not some fat-tongued mockney douche-face going on about his organically grown aubergine. It should be a voluptuous honey talking potty-mouthed. Nom.
What happened Justin? Where are you in our hour of need? Where’s sexy? Is it not being brought back? Where have you taken it? And Why?
This is an impassioned plea from the many fans of Mr Timberlake, to just come back to doing what you do best. Please!
These are some next level goths right here, they’ve taken dancing to some nth level shiz — instead of using their feet, these kids are dancing with their elbows.
At least, you can only presume that they’re dancing and not trying to land an airplane that’s hovering overhead.
What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to breaking the five second rule, to eating burnt, and even posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.
Basically, these guys are crazier than the Jackass crew, they’re just off the fucking chain. They’re living on the edge, if they continue like this, who knows what’ll happen to them.
Bedknobs & Broomsticks – This is a children’s classic, it probably filled many of your childhood’s with untold happiness as you sat down with grandma to watch it’s charming plot about a women and some kids and a bed or something.
But who knew it had this line in it? As a child you just gloss over these things, but as an adult you got to wonder about the script writers maybe having a little joke.
Tourette’s syndrome, it’s a difficult problem that afflicts so many people. Those living with the condition can’t live a normal life because society won’t accept people shouting “chicken fucker” for no reason.
And shame on us all, because these people are hilarious. Every work place should have one to liven up the office and make everyone megalol.
