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They say the course of true love never runs smooth, but the person who said that has probably never had the right relationship with the right part of his body: his hand.
The bond between a man and his hand is unbreakable and the guy in this video knows that. It’s a beautiful story, man.
They’ve hit a great formula here, this video has a British guy in glasses, cats, slow motion, guns, explosions, stupid jokes, and a surprise plot twist, all the correct ingredients for a delicious Internet video.
Actually, the only other ingredient it needs is you to watch it, then the circle is complete and the world can continue spinning. Amen.
No one does nature like the Big British Castle, and here they are in the Antarctica filming *dramatic music* the ice finger of DEATH!
As brine from the sea ice sinks, a ‘brinicle’ forms creating a web of ice that freezes everything it comes into contact with, and the sea floor gets royally f’d.
This is one of the worst things to have in your basement, really difficult to get rid of once they settle in. Totally worse than an infestation of rats of cockroaches.
And the worst thing is, if you have an unnamable, unimaginable, creeping monstrosity lurking in your basement, don’t even bother going to the council to try and get them to help. Total waste of time.
Mr Hughes lays it down about those hypocritical people who refuse to give down and outs money for fear they’ll spend it on drugs and fast living.
What’s so wrong with that? If they want to drink battery acid and sweat toxins out of their ears then so be it.
If these people hadn’t been filming themselves making a drunken racket when a wild animal appears, when they tried to recount this story the morning after no one would’ve believed them.
But the evidence is there in this footage: a wolf roaming the streets of London. Foxes beware, you may have some competition……’BENTOOOOOON!?!’
“I’m Business Mouse, yeah!” A little mouse with some big ideas sees some money-making to be had in the form of a theme park. So he throws his wads at it, cos he’s a business player.
But it doesn’t all go according to plan, and he finds himself swimming in a world of shit. But he manages to come out smelling of money because this mouse farts better business ideas than Lord Sugar’s entire empire.
America’s favourite muff-diving talk show host finds herself inadvertently in a Justin Bieber video. But that’s what happens when you don’t close off the street before you start filming.
OK, so you’re a celebrity but that doesn’t mean you should be allowed to just stand in the middle of the road and pose. This is a road accident waiting to happen.
Gordon Ramsey shows just how filthy his mind is. When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. No, he’s talking about something else entirely.
In fact, all those cookery shows on TV they’re not talking about food at all. Instead it’s their gutter minds expressing their innermost sexual desires.
Watching stuff flying through the air that really shouldn’t be airborne is one of life’s great pleasures. So enjoy this clip of a washing machine, lawnmower, BBQ, and petrol pump taking flight.
And it’s not just these objects being thrown off buildings either, that’s too easy, instead they’ve fitted with propellers so you get a heli-BBQ, etc.
Darth Vader is such a whore for the man, here he is shucking his wares selling products. It used to be about the Empire, about the dark side and pure evil.
Now look at him, happy to star in any old commercial, as long as it allows him to get that Death Star shaped swimming pool at his new mansion on Endor
This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie.
Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out there and I wouldn’t want to go investigate what it is. But fair play to them for not immediately bolting out the front door.
Chris Brown’s “Look At Me Now” gets illustrated, literally, in MS Paint. Just look at it as a way for you to learn the lyrics.
And it renders the images SFW as well. People will think you’re looking a crudely drawn images of pussy cats, when really you’re listening to Chris Brown being crude.
What with all the reality TV shows doing the rounds these days, it was only fair that Taiwan got in on the act.
Set in Communist China, this shows the real Taiwan, and the people and places that make up its society, if it existed in Communist China. Reality TV just got real.
