DLC PLC By Dan Bull
Dan bull aims his lyrical weaponry at the gaming industry’s increasing infatuation with downloadable content.
Alongside him is the celebrity YouTuber and voice of impotent nerd rage Boogie2988.
Dan bull aims his lyrical weaponry at the gaming industry’s increasing infatuation with downloadable content.
Alongside him is the celebrity YouTuber and voice of impotent nerd rage Boogie2988.
If you’ve looked at a tortoise before and though, ewww, the freaks! Well you’re really just calling yourself a freak, because tortoises are just like me and you.
They like humping, they have shells on their backs and they have heads. Case closed.
Perpetual Motion Bulldog connot be stopped. If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do!
Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…
This is proof that putting things in super slow-mo makes them infinitely more interesting. Ordinarily no one would want to watch ballet, but slow it down to 1000fps and it becomes gripping.
So enjoy the supple movements of two Berlin State Ballet dancers, set to “Everything in Its Right Place” by Radiohead.
There’s been many an epic battle throughout history and this can sit proudly up there with the greats.
One man, one goose, one battle. But who will win this contest of man vs. nature? Well, you know the saying, the rolled-up newspaper is mightier than the beak.
The whole gym experience has changed quite a lot since the 1940s. Back then it was apparently about machines that turn you into a sea nymph.
If modern day gyms were a bit more like this, with weird machines and curvy ladies, I might think about going…
Ever wanted to know what a potato would sound like if it had a voice and decided to start emceeing? It would sound a little like MC Dave.
He’s spitting lyrics about all sorts of ill, mad decent craziness, like nitrous oxide, Cornettos, cognac, Blackberrys — nothing is out of reach of his lyrical skillz. Heavy bruv.
Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense.
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop then to E-Bay to make my fortune.