DLC PLC By Dan Bull
Dan bull aims his lyrical weaponry at the gaming industry’s increasing infatuation with downloadable content.
Alongside him is the celebrity YouTuber and voice of impotent nerd rage Boogie2988.
Archive for March, 2012
Tortoises Are Just Like Me and You
If you’ve looked at a tortoise before and though, ewww, the freaks! Well you’re really just calling yourself a freak, because tortoises are just like me and you.
They like humping, they have shells on their backs and they have heads. Case closed.
Perpetual Motion Bulldog
Perpetual Motion Bulldog connot be stopped. If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do!
Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…
Ballet in Super Slo-Mo
This is proof that putting things in super slow-mo makes them infinitely more interesting. Ordinarily no one would want to watch ballet, but slow it down to 1000fps and it becomes gripping.
So enjoy the supple movements of two Berlin State Ballet dancers, set to “Everything in Its Right Place” by Radiohead.
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Wolf Reunion
Anita has not been in Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves she had spent time with have obviously missed her.
To be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.
Man Vs. Wild Goose
There’s been many an epic battle throughout history and this can sit proudly up there with the greats.
One man, one goose, one battle. But who will win this contest of man vs. nature? Well, you know the saying, the rolled-up newspaper is mightier than the beak.
Battle of the Bulges – 1940s style
The whole gym experience has changed quite a lot since the 1940s. Back then it was apparently about machines that turn you into a sea nymph.
If modern day gyms were a bit more like this, with weird machines and curvy ladies, I might think about going…
MC Dave Sikk Wid Da Djay Sly
Ever wanted to know what a potato would sound like if it had a voice and decided to start emceeing? It would sound a little like MC Dave.
He’s spitting lyrics about all sorts of ill, mad decent craziness, like nitrous oxide, Cornettos, cognac, Blackberrys — nothing is out of reach of his lyrical skillz. Heavy bruv.
New iPad Magic Act
Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense.
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop then to E-Bay to make my fortune.
Kunt and the Gang – Bangers and Mash
Bangers and Mash is a British institution, but this kind of bangers and mash is not the sort you want to be chowing down on any time soon.
Instead, this is a little ditty about going to the loo in a public toilet only to find someone been there before you and left a little surprise. Non-nom.
Hunger Games Coke Commercial
If you thought that the Superbowl had some pretty decent half time adverts, you’d be right.
They’ve got nothing on the Hunger Games commercials though. You won’t see some chick sawing a dude’s head off with a coke can during the Superbowl, guaranteed.
Mad Men: The Game
Everyone wants to be Don Draper, drinking whiskey at work, smoking ten cigarettes a minute and having hot women lust after you whenever you walk into a room.
But it’s never going to happen, so instead make do with this Mad Men game where you can pretend to be him while he completes some tasks to help the company. If only there was an X-rated version.
Peeing Stories – The Graham Norton Show
We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal.
Or when you sleep walked into the middle of the street and urinated in the middle of the road or peed in a bottle on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.
Squatty Potty
Sick of taking a dump and not having your knees up by your ears? Well now there is a solution!
Get yourself a Squatty Potty and you’ll be well on your way to squeezing out 8.6 Couric crowd pleasers time after time.
