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In possibly the most epic of epic rap battles, King Leonidas throws down against the Master Chief.
Will Master Chief be triumphant or will he get his ass kicked down a hole by Leonidas? Time to throw down and see who can really light the mic up!
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Jimmy Kimmel and co take LOST and give it the unnecessary censorship treatment, bleeping out swears that were never there.
The storyline for LOST might have been a load of old nonsense but if the dialogue was this hilarious I might have bothered watching it past the second episode.
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Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies.
Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that? So dig deep into your pockets and offer up a bit of pocket fluff in support for this incredible venture.
Demba Ba and the premiership is experiencing a brand new drink problem and it could cause more problems than the usual whiskey chasers and their Balthazar-size champagne bottles that they drink off Medieval dwarves.
It’s strawberry syrup and it’s rocking football to its very core. Can the stars of the premiership survive? Do you care?
Holy crapwad buckets! At one point Jodie Marsh was an annoying, attention-seeking glamour girl and now look how she’s matured into an annoying, attention-seeking bodybuilder.
It’s incredible the life-journey she’s been on, and continues to be on! And just look how bronzed she is, which is a marked improvement on the usual orange.
When you remove the cookie cutter pop music from this video and replace it with a jaunty piano accordion ditty it becomes infinitely more watchable.
There’s just something about hipsters groving to accordion music that warms the soul.
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Just when you thought you’d seen the last from young Bradley, he manages one last hurrah to express his gratitude at getting an elicit kiss.
How can such a thing be possible, you might ask? Well, it has something to do with the age-old affliction of zombie penis.
When Youtube user dogfoodfilms posted a video of Harrison Ford purportedly watching Indiana Jones for the first time, a lot of people complained that it was in fact a fake.
To remove any doubt he’s created his finest work; Harrison Watching Harrison Watching Indiana Jones. Enjoy.
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Ken Barlow, the legend of Coronation Street quite rightly gets a song featuring his infamous line, with a fittingly ridiculous video that features some of the cast members of everyone’s favourite soap.
Well, not everyone, because some people who like death and despair and cockneys moping about will watch Eastenders instead. But Barlow would have Pat Butcher in a fight any day of the week.
For his heinous crimes against Tesco and bringing the entire name of TV chefs into disrepute, klepto culinary criminal Antony Worrall Thompson is packed off to Lambshank Prison to serve out his sentence.
But how will this furry squirrel of a man endure the brutal realities of incarceration? Will he survive? Can Morgan Freeman help him whip up a mean chorizo and couscous stuffed marrow? Time will tell…
Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?
So instead of treating your colleagues or subordinates as equals, look at them as common muck, pond life, lower than amoebas, the kind of runny dog shit you cross the street to avoid stepping in.
All those looking-back-at-the-year types shows and articles are generally pretty shitty, full of boring crap that you hated the first time round, let alone seeing it again.
But this is different, because it’s Cassetteboy and he makes famous people say funny stuff and swear, which is what the world needs more of. Have a LOL at 2011, it’s been a shitter of a year.
The world’s greatest idiot arrives in the virtual world of the computer game Skyrim, and as per his modus operandi he sort of moans his way through.
Ricky and Steve could milk a third season of their Karl Pilkington franchise cash cow here: An Idiot in Video Games.
If you’re one of those people who shed salt tears for weeks on end at the death of the people’s princess, then you might get a little peeved at this.
But if you do, then it just goes to show what a spineless, humourless piece of human crud you really are. For the rest of us, enjoy.
