In possibly the most epic of epic rap battles, King Leonidas throws down against the Master Chief.

Will Master Chief be triumphant or will he get his ass kicked down a hole by Leonidas? Time to throw down and see who can really light the mic up!

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

In the style of Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues” the First World Problems meme gets its own blues song. Now you’re going to have to listen to it. Gahd!

Jimmy Kimmel and co take LOST and give it the unnecessary censorship treatment, bleeping out swears that were never there.

The storyline for LOST might have been a load of old nonsense but if the dialogue was this hilarious I might have bothered watching it past the second episode.

Reginald D Hunter lays down how difficult it can be to understand our fellow man and woman, like when an Irish man walks up to you and calls you a c*nt.

Sure, you may think he’s being offensive and rude, but just call him a Paddy bastard and you’ll be the best of friends.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies.

Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that? So dig deep into your pockets and offer up a bit of pocket fluff in support for this incredible venture.

This is an incredible story about an infliction that affects many people throughout their lives. But Doreen is brave enough to relate her story for the benefit of others.

Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, no matter how strong you think you are, you can’t help but be a total lazy cow.

This enterprising Geordie has started selling his own brand of cologne from a Warkworth beach.

If he doesn’t get sued into oblivion by the Old Spice guys he might have just managed to corner himself a nice little niche market…

If Die Antwoord came from Scotland and they all had ginger hair and, like vampires, couldn’t go out in daylight for fear of their complexion getting scorched, then they might look and sound a bit like this.

But fortunately they’re not, because a Scottish ranga with skin that even Casper the Friendly ghost would mock just doesn’t have the same edge.

Fancy turning that weak-sauce laser pointer into a sweet-ass lazer cannon that will be the envy of the neighbourhood? Yeah you do. Well here’s how.

In just a few short minutes you can turn a doggy distraction into a doomsday machine.

Demba Ba and the premiership is experiencing a brand new drink problem and it could cause more problems than the usual whiskey chasers and their Balthazar-size champagne bottles that they drink off Medieval dwarves.

It’s strawberry syrup and it’s rocking football to its very core. Can the stars of the premiership survive? Do you care?

If you enjoy Australians shouting the word “c*nt” again and again to the sound of South Park’s “America, F*ck Yeah!”–and let’s be honest, who doesn’t?–then you’ll lap up this little ditty.

It’s in celebration of Australia day, which is today, and commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788 when the Brits came along and ruined everything. Yay!

It’s the terrifying tale of how a young man was subjected to endless horrors in the woods and so runs screaming, haunted and shaken from the trees, freaked out by some unearthly visitors.

And for all those naysayers out there who don’t believe this is aliens, have you never heard of intergalactic bovine spacecraft? You fools.

As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.

Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.

Well the Golden Globes missed a trick not featuring this little fella in their awards, but hopefully he won’t get overlooked by the Academy.

If Disney do another one of their “The Incredible Journey” films they should defo look this guy up, because he is an absolute pro. In fact, he’s a better actor than Roger Moore ever was.