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This guy is serious about his depths. Whatever it is, as long as it happened over a hundred meters down, he’s interested.
He’ll pace around, with a look of heightened concentration on his face, pick something up, give it a lick and then BLOW YOU TINY MIND. possibly.
Be afraid! The end of all that we hold dear is upon us in the form of The Swarm. Like a zombie rising from the dead it’s back to tear humanity a new one — our only hope for survival is to team up and fight it without fear and without staining our undergarments.
So tell your loved ones that it’s coming, they need to start preparing for its imminent arrival and you need to man (or woman) the hell up – www.beattheswarm.co.uk/mission
Some awareness videos are actually very useful – they are representative of the thing they’re trying to highlight and give sound advice. In essence a ‘good’ thing.
But not this one, this video is so weird and creepy it would make any child lose faith with the entire human race, nevermind ’strangers’. “I’ll kill your dog!”… Really?
Ever seen a bear do its laundry? Probably not because they don’t like to air their dirty garments in public, they’re far too sophisticated for that. But this camera crew managed to capture the rare moment when a huge brown bear comes out of the snowy wilderness.
Probably to take time out from all that grizzling, drop its fat pants, and take them for a spin. Not even Attenborough caught that on tape.
If you’re a city boy like me then you’d probably want some advice or even a guide if you were to venture to the country.
Bear Grylls eat your heart out. This man is the real deal. This documentary chronicles his various adventures in a mysterious forest.
Looking for a special gift for a loved one? Something that really expresses the way you feel while remaining amusing and light hearted?
Look no further. This silver beauty says it all and comes with a pull-chain to completely transforms its look!
Hear the joke about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower? This is no joke. She married it and says she is deeply in love with it.
She’s also had a relationship with a compound bow and the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what though? Still a better love story than Twilight.
Sometimes it’s hard to fit in anywhere if you are a bit different – An outcast sheep scares the rest of the flock with a frightening face mask.
Poor little lamb is really the black sheep of the family, and really needs a cuter look to be accepted.
It’s impossible to tell if this level was completed with a pad or as a tool assisted run. Either way it’s still pretty damn impressive.
If you really want a challenge though, try it in 2 player mode operating the second control pad with your feet. No guts, no glory!
As if the off-key discordance wasn’t enough, the video to accompany Orbital’s “Wonky” is trippy and chock full of paranoia.
If a group of cats starts talking to you, it’s probably time to get yourself one of those nice white jackets with the arms that tie up round the back.
You probably don’t believe in the whole Mayan calendar impending apocalypse thing, because you’re a normal rational human being.
What if I pointed out that Gangnam Style hitting 1bn views on YouTube just happens to be being predicted for the very same day? Not so sure now are you, eh?
Welcome to your non denominational alternative winter holidays YouTube video. No mention of the baby Jebus at all here, just sweatsuits.
Yep, If you’re into monotone music and plain sweats, this is the christmas video for you. Send your thanks to Rhett and Link.
So as we enter the final week of our existence and the countdown begins to the end of the world, lets take a moment to reflect on what advantages the Mayan prophecy has presented us with. Sure there might be erupting volcanoes and rivers of lava blocking our escape from the marauding zombies intent on getting a quick brain-snack before we all perish into the void.
But don’t let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you’ve secretly been in love with and max’ing’ out your credit cards as you shower them with anything it takes to get you laid. See, it isn’t all bad news!
It’s not often you get to see an man singing a mournful song to a recently deceased crab, so get it while it’s here.
Voiced by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barratt, Wormsley is part of a new kid’s animation starring Steve Coogan. Screening on Sky Atlantic over Christmas.
