Wow. Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning. Maybe she’s annoyed because Konnie Huq got the X-Factor gig ahead of her. Maybe it’s that special time of the month when women are allowed to be complete arses. Who knows.

She certainly knows how to control a crowd of disillusioned friends and relatives though. She really is just that keen to read out the result. Although, it’s probably more likely she doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get home. Reality TV fans: make sure you check who the presenter is before you book tickets to go and watch.