Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further.

Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else, so here it all is in a nice compilation.

First there was Pitch Black, then, realizing they had a potential money spinner on their hands there came The Chronicles of Riddick.

And now, assured that they had a cow that could be milked for cash, comes the next installment: Riddick. However, it’s a cow i really wanna go see.

Most of us probably don’t play chess to its full potential — in fact, most of us probably don’t play chess at all.

But in case you did decide to give this game of games a try, then watch this first before you become the Grandmaster of your house share.

When you choose a buddy, just make sure they are the real deal! Just like Buddy the dog, the good thing about him is that he’s the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals aren’t up to scratch. Like, you forget to feed them for instance.

The bad thing about Buddy is that he’ll not give you the companionship that most people seek from a pet, that sense of interaction. You know, the fact that they’re actually the real thing!

Ok, let’s be honest with ourselves, this is the real reason why you spend hours of your life watching pr0n, the intense fascination with the techniques those lovely ladies use to apply their make-up.

Porn star makeup artist Melissa Murphy reveals the tricks of her trade. Like how to transform spotty skin into a flawless face and a mask of perfectly applied foundation. It’s enough to make you fap!

You’re probably thinking, only ten? But some of these are quite WTF.

For instance, did you know it was illegal to shake a doormat outside after 8am? Now you do, so stop doing it.

The age old conundrum: what hurts more, a kick to the family jewels or 12 hours of birthing a baby?

Well, there’s no need to fight with your other half any more, because science has come to the rescue with an answer.

This is guacamole like you’ve never seen it made before.

It’s guacamole where the avocados are grenades and diced baseball is an integral ingredient.

Just how exactly do you build a human? Why, science knows! And it’s easy!

Just take a look at this instructional video and then go give it a try. What’s the worst that could happen?

If you’ve never seen an anti-romance comedy about eagles that turn people into horses, then today is your lucky day.

Sure it sounds weird and that’s because it is. But don’t fight it, just sit back and enjoy it.

We all know indie films can be a bit stuck up their own a-holes, full of pretensions and heavy-handed symbolism.

So to show how ridiculous that can be, two guys shot a trailer for an non-existent film at the airport on their way home from SXSW.

So if you were thinking it was gonna be another day of you surfing the web and filling your mind with useful info, think again!

Today is the day to learn (unlearn?) yourself some wordz!

Yeah you big wuss, why is it that you cry? Is it because you got kicked in the shins? Because you were bullied as a child?

To find out why water comes from your eyes when you’re sad or emotional, have a watch of this. Then go cry about something.

Everyone’s favourite fictitious postman decides to kill his cherished black and white cat.

But he doesn’t get away with pet murder that easy, as after he does a Stephen King plot comes to get him.