In possibly the most epic of epic rap battles, King Leonidas throws down against the Master Chief.

Will Master Chief be triumphant or will he get his ass kicked down a hole by Leonidas? Time to throw down and see who can really light the mic up!

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

In the style of Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues” the First World Problems meme gets its own blues song. Now you’re going to have to listen to it. Gahd!

Let’s face it, insurance premiums suck already, so we definitely don’t need jerks jacking the rates up even more by staging fake accidents or submitting bogus claims. But who says insurance claims can’t be fun?

The folks at Spencers Solicitors, who help innocent victims of genuine claims get compensated, created this fun little game called ‘Should they claim?’ where you watch a series of real YouTube accident videos and vote on whether they’re fake or genuine.

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Jimmy Kimmel and co take LOST and give it the unnecessary censorship treatment, bleeping out swears that were never there.

The storyline for LOST might have been a load of old nonsense but if the dialogue was this hilarious I might have bothered watching it past the second episode.

Reginald D Hunter lays down how difficult it can be to understand our fellow man and woman, like when an Irish man walks up to you and calls you a c*nt.

Sure, you may think he’s being offensive and rude, but just call him a Paddy bastard and you’ll be the best of friends.

Armed only with a guitar, a loop pedal this guy proceeds to recreate MGMT’s incredibly addictive ‘Kids’.

The only downside I can see of this video is that the guy looks a bit like a young, hipstery Peter Andre. Luckily for him though he’s actually got some talent. Here’s hoping he doesn’t end up with a old boot like Jordan.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies.

Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that? So dig deep into your pockets and offer up a bit of pocket fluff in support for this incredible venture.

It’s not just people who lose their tiny little minds over shiny white apple merchandise. Household pets are becoming increasingly enamored with them too.

Here’s a supercut of just some of the videos on YouTube of pets playing games.

This is an incredible story about an infliction that affects many people throughout their lives. But Doreen is brave enough to relate her story for the benefit of others.

Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, no matter how strong you think you are, you can’t help but be a total lazy cow.

This enterprising Geordie has started selling his own brand of cologne from a Warkworth beach.

If he doesn’t get sued into oblivion by the Old Spice guys he might have just managed to corner himself a nice little niche market…

If Die Antwoord came from Scotland and they all had ginger hair and, like vampires, couldn’t go out in daylight for fear of their complexion getting scorched, then they might look and sound a bit like this.

But fortunately they’re not, because a Scottish ranga with skin that even Casper the Friendly ghost would mock just doesn’t have the same edge.

Fancy turning that weak-sauce laser pointer into a sweet-ass lazer cannon that will be the envy of the neighbourhood? Yeah you do. Well here’s how.

In just a few short minutes you can turn a doggy distraction into a doomsday machine.

Demba Ba and the premiership is experiencing a brand new drink problem and it could cause more problems than the usual whiskey chasers and their Balthazar-size champagne bottles that they drink off Medieval dwarves.

It’s strawberry syrup and it’s rocking football to its very core. Can the stars of the premiership survive? Do you care?

If you thought that ‘enhancing the image’ was as bad as TV science got, I have some bad news for you. The guys who write Bones have lowered the bar.

This makes the CCTV camera image rotation thing from Enemy Of The State look totally plausable.