Be mindful of those cheap flight bargains. You think you’re getting a deal for 50p, but just step back for a minute. 50p? That’s less than a pack of crisps. Something’s up, the small print! Read it.

And you’ll find out that they charge £300 for credit card bookings, £1000 for luggage, an arm for booking fees, a leg to book in early. And your soul for the privilege of booking seats together. Fecking feckers.