If Barney took his vitamins and stopped being such an all round bellend he might be able to get close to being as complete a hardass as this yellow lizard dude. He’s out there fighting those dirty pedo scum like an extinct lizard on a mission from a dead loveless God.

He just doesn’t give a fuck. Look at those shades he’s wearing, look at those jeans and that leather jacket. Attire like that takes years of badassness to accomplish. So beware Reginald Pedo Charming. Beware.