Time to get all ‘Hotel California’ and repeat the mantra, “You can check in, but you can never leave”, which is true in your case because you are running the place. Keep the demanding guests happy at ALL costs!
It might sound like a pretty weird basis for a game but it is strangely addictive as your hotel fills up and your guests get evermore demanding (what do they need all those batteries for?) and angry – good luck! — Click HERE to play.
They say that you should never burn your bridges, but no one ever said anything, as far as i can recall, about blowing them up!? So start setting those fuses!
This is a game where you get to plant high explosives and brutally murder soldiers and destroy tanks & jeeps. It’s okay though because they’re obviously baddies. They are most likely Nazi-zombies from Russia or something like that.
Ok, so this might start out as the most boring game ever invented, but don’t let that put you off and remember that ‘from little things BIG things grow!’
This pixel-tastic game will start off by stealing your coffee break and end up robbing you of your life as you turn your lowly pixel into an 8-bit demi-god, devouring mere mortals of pixels as you go and puzzling over how to open tricky gates.
It’s kinda like a metaphor for real life………..But BETTER!
And on the 8th day God created Ham. There was no particular reason for this in his mind other than to satisfy his desire to feel superbly smug when ever a mere mortal attempted to play it.
For God knew it would drive ordinary man mad and result in pain, humiliation and plenty of fail – For this made God happy, you see, it’s the little things that really please a divine spirit!
Anyway, it’s a bloody weird name for a fustratingly addictive game ! (I managed to get 1990 cm)
