Is this all part of some global conspiracy, why would someone be doing this? Maybe the military have found a use for the douche as a subversive battleground enemy deterrent/distraction?
Either way, this will throw up some very interesting data on a species that most people would like to be hunted to extinction!
We must study the douche and understand his migratory patterns….And then terminate them!
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
