What’s the point in having a pet cat if you can’t let it soundtrack a soap opera by playing a keyboard?
This should be a prerequisite of every pet, before you buy it or take it into your home it has to be able to play a musical instrument with which it can score a TV show.
Look how long this goddamn cat is, and now he’s been taken from us by the cruel hands of fate. Why do the good ones die young!!??
His name was Stewie he measured 48.5 inches long from his nose to the tip of his tail. The Big C took him in the end so, so long long cat, so long.
Did you ever meet a cat that could sing? No? Then you obviously weren’t looking hard enough because LOOK! Here’s Salvador singing his little cat heart out.
And for those of you that are going to call fake on this, you’re obviously just too jaded as there is nothing fake about those lips. Or a talking thumb for that matter.
Sometimes the ability of cats just blows your mind, take this little kitty for example, attempting to leap onto this shelf.
It sizes it all up and is poised to make this epic jump and off he goes sailing through the air with the grace and splendor of an athlete. Go cat, go!
In order to placate an angry cat, this man has rendered one room of his house useless by filling it with carboard constructions.
He’s build his cat a huge hide-and-seek tower of awesomeness all along one wall. If his cat doesn’t forgive him for the ear medicide now, he should just buy a new cat.
I don’t know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by it’s owner or just figured it out on it’s own.
Either way it’s a pretty damn impressive trick and should be allowed to have it’s pick of delicious frozen foods.
If you want to see two fully grown men beat the living crap out of a tiny kitten, then you’ve some to the right place.
And let’s be frank, who doesn’t like watching the callous activity of animals having the crap beaten out of them?
This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham.
Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries. I was rooting for this little guy and secretly hoping he would curl one out.
Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.
If your kids are into Postman Pat, then you’d probably be best to keep them away from your monitor while you laugh your balls off at this. If they catch one glimpse, it’ll scar their developing brains for life.
Cats, they’re pretty stupid, right? And the internet, there’s no questioning that is full of dumb, teeming with the stuff. Just fit to burst out of your computer screen and cover you in dumb, a sea of stupid is pressurising up to come cascading from your monitor and wash you away in a river of idiocy.
This much, we know. So this guy’s put two-and-two together and he’s come up with this stupid video of his idiotic cat. It has over 4 millions views.
The moral of this story is that if you’re in a remote Scottish village in a van full of armoury that you’re using to film a Liam Neeson movie then try and avoid running over villagers’ cats.
But if you must trample their pets to death under the wheels of your car, then drive off quickly to avoid any further deaths.
Just because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.
So what do they do? Well they act is what they do. They act to stop that interloper coming into their cosy life and pushing them out of the picture. And this here is the evidence. Those conniving little shits.
Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’!
These kittens suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita, a condition where the sufferer suddenly faints without warning. It’s not a nice disease, so appreciate the levels of dedication these kittens went through to make this video for your enjoyment.
