Cat Fight
If you want to see two fully grown men beat the living crap out of a tiny kitten, then you’ve some to the right place.
And let’s be frank, who doesn’t like watching the callous activity of animals having the crap beaten out of them?
If you want to see two fully grown men beat the living crap out of a tiny kitten, then you’ve some to the right place.
And let’s be frank, who doesn’t like watching the callous activity of animals having the crap beaten out of them?
This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham.
Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries. I was rooting for this little guy and secretly hoping he would curl one out.
Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.
If your kids are into Postman Pat, then you’d probably be best to keep them away from your monitor while you laugh your balls off at this. If they catch one glimpse, it’ll scar their developing brains for life.
Cats, they’re pretty stupid, right? And the internet, there’s no questioning that is full of dumb, teeming with the stuff. Just fit to burst out of your computer screen and cover you in dumb, a sea of stupid is pressurising up to come cascading from your monitor and wash you away in a river of idiocy.
This much, we know. So this guy’s put two-and-two together and he’s come up with this stupid video of his idiotic cat. It has over 4 millions views.
The moral of this story is that if you’re in a remote Scottish village in a van full of armoury that you’re using to film a Liam Neeson movie then try and avoid running over villagers’ cats.
But if you must trample their pets to death under the wheels of your car, then drive off quickly to avoid any further deaths.
Just because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.
So what do they do? Well they act is what they do. They act to stop that interloper coming into their cosy life and pushing them out of the picture. And this here is the evidence. Those conniving little shits.
Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’!
These kittens suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita, a condition where the sufferer suddenly faints without warning. It’s not a nice disease, so appreciate the levels of dedication these kittens went through to make this video for your enjoyment.