Kids w/ Chuck Testa Claus
Looking at him, you’d be forgiven for thinking this is just one of your regular mall Santas, but oh-good-god-no.
NOOOOOOOOPE!!! It’s Chuck Testa and he likes to stuff dead animals.
Posts Tagged ‘christmas’
Xmas Sweatz
Welcome to your non denominational alternative winter holidays YouTube video. No mention of the baby Jebus at all here, just sweatsuits.
Yep, If you’re into monotone music and plain sweats, this is the christmas video for you. Send your thanks to Rhett and Link.
Mistletoe Kissing Prank
The mistletoe tradition is of Scandinavian origin and apparently dates back to the 1800s and is a the #1 festive way to swap saliva.
Is the tradition still alive and well though? Will pursed lips and a bit of foliage get you a kiss or just a slap around the face? These two aim to find out.
Brighton’s Christmas Lights
Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what?
Some juvenile soul working for Brighton Council has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas. Not festive, but pretty damn funny.
Wormsley’s Lament
It’s not often you get to see an man singing a mournful song to a recently deceased crab, so get it while it’s here.
Voiced by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barratt, Wormsley is part of a new kid’s animation starring Steve Coogan. Screening on Sky Atlantic over Christmas.
The 9 hours of Christmas #ChristmasSOS
It’s the moment we all dread around this oncoming festive time, the morning after the night before, which in this case just happened to be the office Christmas party. On these occasions you have to endure all types of pain and self-loathing, the oncoming hangover, lack of sleep, your ‘possible’ outrageous behaviour in front of your work colleagues (after you made a solemn promise not to repeat your performance last year.
And not to forget your total lack of self control around the consumption of junk food to keep you going and the dread that in 9 hours time you will be doing it all over again. This video is a total survival guide on how to get through these tough times.
All I Want For Christmas – HMS OCEAN
Nothing says it’s Christmas like the crew of HMS Ocean singing the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, draped in tinsel, dressed as presents, sitting on the toilet — it doesn’t matter what they do.
So come on, get those hands in the air, wave ‘em like you just don’t care and sing along with the guys and girls from the Royal Navy. Christmas No.1 ftw.
Jesus’ Party
Every Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days.
And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up to lord it up like the son of God. Jesus can be such a douche on his birthday.
Halfords Advert: Alternate Ending
If you’re thinking generously this Christmas and you want to buy your little one a bike for them to get all excited about on Christmas morning, then you might want to go somewhere else other than Halfords.
There are stories of people buying bikes where Halfords have put the forks on backwards, so this advert is a more accurate portrayal than the original one.
Television Adverts at Christmas Song
Yay Adam Buxton, yay! Buxto Buckles knows what the Festive Xmas Seasonings is all about, it’s about Morrissey songs being featured out of context and causing controversy when, really, who gives a fuckeroo?
All everyone really cares about is whether their loved ones and hated ones are going to get them an iPad 2. If they really did care for you then they’d know material goods are a manifestation of unconditional love.
The Digital Story Of The Nativity
Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.
I’ve always thought, if you were Joseph wouldn’t you be pissed at God for getting your wife pregnant. Yeah sure you’re the Almighty but that doesn’t mean you can go messing with someone’s wife. Omnipotent or not, you just don’t do that.
Christmas Tree Attacks Family
Ahhh, Christmas, a time when families come together and enjoy the goodwill of the festive season, snuggle up inside their homes and feel safe from the elements and danger of the outside world – WRONG!!!
It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your home in the Christmas period. But did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.
