Building A Human
Just how exactly do you build a human? Why, science knows! And it’s easy!
Just take a look at this instructional video and then go give it a try. What’s the worst that could happen?
Posts Tagged ‘comedy’
Is Community A Postmodern Masterpiece?
Have you been watching the TV show Community? You might not have done, because it’s never been a ratings success, but it does have a cult following that adores it.
Here the case is put forward that, through its playful use of genre and narrative, it’s a postmodernist meisterwerk.
The Ultimate Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
If you’re worried what gay marriage might do to straight marriage, then look no further than this video to stoke your fire.
These terrifying conversations are occurring in the homes of straight couples everywhere right now.
Big Train – Join The Army
Beware the dangers of taking someone else’s opinion and passing it off as your own, because you never know how you might be challenged.
It’s a minefield out there, all those people with all their own opinions that they can retort back at you. Best just join the army instead.
Stewart Lee – “Observational Comedy”
Using observational comedy to poke fun at observational comedians is the kind a clever meta-humour that is typical in a Stweart Lee gig.
Like it or loathe it, there is no middle ground. Either you think he’s a comedy messiah or you don’t understand it and prefer Michael McIntyre
Halloween Special: Hunted House
If there’s one thing more terrifying than being ripped apart by an army of flesh-eating monsters from beyond the grave, it’s a feature film version of Location, Location, Location.
What could be more harrowing than having to sit through two hours of total numpties looking for a semi-detached in Tolworth. Brrrr.
Noise from the Dwarf
Many of us have spent plenty of our waking hours in the company of Lister, Rimmer, the Cat, and Kryten, lapping up the megalulz and the silly adventures.
Which makes it all the more painful when they keep making new series that are just torture to watch, like the new series 10. I watched it, I hated it. I shat on it.
Dawson Bros. Funtime: “Sherlock”
If you watch the BBC’s Sherlock you’ll know how the world’s best detective can instantly analyse a scene just be looking at it.
But sometimes even the greatest mind on earth can get a bit confused. And sometimes stuff’s just there because, well, just because.
Sh#t Scottish Guys Say To English Guys
As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.
Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.
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Snuff Box – Boyfriend Sketches
Matt’s a happy to help kind of guy, you know the sort who likes to offer a hand when he sees a woman carrying a heavy load or a tray with lots of drinks.
Thing is though, like most guys Matt’s got an ulterior motive. He’s happy to help, but just don’t mention the boyfriend. K?
Jimmy Carr VS Hecklers
The smarmy pan-faced comedian gives a masterclass in how to completely destroy hecklers, punishing them for their drunken audacity.
Would-be hecklers be warned, if you go to a Jimmy Carr concert and feel the urge to heckle, just remember this video and maybe you’ll think twice.
Don’t Sleep at a Comedy Show
This guy surely hasn’t watched any live stand-up, otherwise why would you fall asleep in the middle of a comedian’s show? It’s only going to end with you getting ridiculed in front of the whole audience.
But not sure if it’s worse being asleep or awake. If you’re awake you can try to defend yourself, but then you suffer the humiliation of a public pwning. At least asleep what you don’t know can’t hurt you.
Women! Sort Yourself Out
Bloody women, sort yourself out! They go around, aching of stomach and with headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.
They don’t even know they’re born, whereas men, they’re just bloody amazing, aren’t they? Valiant soldiers the lot of ‘em.
