Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja, and this waitress certainly doesn’t have the skill of Bruce Lee. Instead she just ends up giving this poor guy a sore skull.
It’s the kind of idiocy that demands a #FailFix solution–if you know of any other situations that showcase the art of failure, share them with the web here and be in with a chance to win $1000.
If you’re in a position of responsibility, like a teacher, then it pays to abuse that position by getting your pupils to do funny things so the internet can lol.
Look at it as you’re doing the world a service and not ridiculing these poor children and abusing their trust. Still, it’s totally ABORBZ.
It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true.
Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants use iPhones not Galaxys. Duh.
You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status, to be protected by the guardians of time for all eternity. Or at least until next week.
But of course, there is the argument that little Max here should be out in the wild eating bugs and carrying around loads of fleas, not being nursed by a fucking goth.
Here’s Scarlett Johansson being super cute, there’s not much more going on. There’s no funny cat that’s going to come in and lazer her down with unicorn power, there’s no Charlie Sheen riding a rainbow to battle the Nordic warlocks who have samurai swords for teeth.
It’s simple, it’s Ms Johansson being all a bit Marilyn Monroe on a photo shoot for Cosmopolitan Magazine in 2004, by Cliff Watts. Cutie than a thousand lolcats cuddle-hugging a thousand baby pandas, while some puppies lick them.
If you are a guy in a relationship then it’s probably best you watch this on your own, then delete this file, wipe your hard-drive, burn your computer, blow up your house, move to South America and never speak of it again!
Why, because what this cute chick is saying is SO true, that if your girlfriend ever found out about any of it your life would officially be over and the rest of your life would be a living hell. Ignore the fact that she is hawt and wearing pretty-much nothing, there is a message here to take heed of!
They may look cute to the likes of you and me, but it’s all about the presentation and the subtle enforcement of perception – get that wrong and you have FAIL! on your hands!
Self-shooting in the bedroom is always fraught with difficulties, next time you are looking for the right angle to convey your hawtness i’d suggest you check there isn’t a mirror in the background giving it all away…
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
