Chabaddy G is the larger than life character from BBC sitcom People Just Do Nothing, about fictional pirate radio Kurupt FM.
He’s also known as the Mayor of Hounslow, the Rig Doctor, Alan Brown Sugar, the Off-White Bruce Forstyh, and the Real Jeremy Clarkson, and here he goes on a date in a chicken shop. If romance wasn’t dead, Chabaddy G definitely kills it off here.
Ethan Cole used a near 70-year-old picture of his grandfather, listed him as a filmmaker, and put him on Tinder.
He managed to get five dates, but the real fun is when he turns up to meet them as an 89-year-old grandad.
Love is complicated, one person says one thing, they mean something else. So wouldn’t it be better if things were a bit more literal?
Ryan Higa does just that in this sketch, taking everything his date says absolutely literally. Maybe too literally.
What did you do this Valentine’s day? Cry into your meal-for-one while watching Pretty Woman for the thousandth time? We all did.
While we were so ronnery Dwayne here had a date with a lady mail man, but things got awkward real quick.
This guy really wants to date Taylor Swift, probably more than you do with your casual interest each time she comes on TV.
How much does he want to date her? Well enough to give this persuasive speech in his college speech class. Hopefully Taylor’s watching and he’ll be boning her real soon.
So your mate’s got a new girlfriend, she’s super hot, she’s seems smart, but there’s one little thing that could be a bit of a problem. He met her in a chatroom and it turns out she’s not quite the age he thought she was.
And not just a little younger either, but you know, say ten years. But who meets future girlfriends in a chatroom anyway? You’ve got to be some kind of desperate freak to be hanging around those places. Everyone knows stalking girls on Facebook is the classy thing to do.
The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.
He maybe should of seen the warning signs, for instance be wary of women with big hands, and if they walk like they’re got a pair, then it probably means they got a pair.
So you’ve been out on a date, you both got on really well. She likes getting drunk and eating food at restaurants and, weirdly, so do you! You must be the only two people in the world who do. So it must be special, plus she likes the Godfather Part 3 and you do too. Just like that couple on the adverts.
You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.
