Get ready to go back to a time before even old skool was around! Finally, a video game that encapsulates the sheer joy that can be had with those ball bearing maze toys that even your grandad thinks are retro.
Now if someone could only make a digital version of the hoop & stick game…
They say that you should never burn your bridges, but no one ever said anything, as far as i can recall, about blowing them up!? So start setting those fuses!
This is a game where you get to plant high explosives and brutally murder soldiers and destroy tanks & jeeps. It’s okay though because they’re obviously baddies. They are most likely Nazi-zombies from Russia or something like that.
You ever get the feeling that games designers are having a laugh at our expense, i mean, it must take days, if not weeks to program and design a game like this – What the HELL were they thinking?
This is ONE very weird little game, but strangely, highly addictive and rather pleasant to play! Drive the gay bus to the gay bar & ram as many sailors as you can along the way – Yep, a gay-bashing killing fest EXTREME! Woo Hoo !
Ok, so this might start out as the most boring game ever invented, but don’t let that put you off and remember that ‘from little things BIG things grow!’
This pixel-tastic game will start off by stealing your coffee break and end up robbing you of your life as you turn your lowly pixel into an 8-bit demi-god, devouring mere mortals of pixels as you go and puzzling over how to open tricky gates.
It’s kinda like a metaphor for real life………..But BETTER!
And on the 8th day God created Ham. There was no particular reason for this in his mind other than to satisfy his desire to feel superbly smug when ever a mere mortal attempted to play it.
For God knew it would drive ordinary man mad and result in pain, humiliation and plenty of fail – For this made God happy, you see, it’s the little things that really please a divine spirit!
Anyway, it’s a bloody weird name for a fustratingly addictive game ! (I managed to get 1990 cm)