Nothing beats a kickabout down the local park, jumpers for goal posts and all that. But here “On me ‘ead son!” gets a whole new meaning as these kids show off their ball — and larking about — skills pulling off headshots with great finesse.
It takes a lot of practice to get an aim like that and it takes some dedicated friends who don’t mind suffering from headaches.
For FIFA 12 EA have added some interesting physics and collision detection. Here’s a compilation of what happens when it all goes hilariously wrong.
This kind of physics defying ridiculousness is probably the only reason I’d play this game…
This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham.
Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries. I was rooting for this little guy and secretly hoping he would curl one out.
Demba Ba and the premiership is experiencing a brand new drink problem and it could cause more problems than the usual whiskey chasers and their Balthazar-size champagne bottles that they drink off Medieval dwarves.
It’s strawberry syrup and it’s rocking football to its very core. Can the stars of the premiership survive? Do you care?
Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with, by the sound of it Joey Barton’s, but what goes on in the shower room should stay in the shower room.
These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.
This guy’s got some sweet skills, so good you’ll want to study the video in slow-motion just to see if he’s got a string attached to that ball he’s so miraculously twirling around his feet.
It doesn’t matter if he’s sitting down or standing up, he elevates kicking a ball to a fine art. AWESOME!
City’s Sheikh owners probably have enough money to buy gold plated footballers. They don’t need to worry about bargains, good deals or value for money. But, perhaps unexpectedly, the towel headed money guzzlers may just have bagged themselves a 2 for 1 deal.
In securing Joe Hart, they clearly have a man who can both stop goals AND run the 100 metres. Maybe they could cash in money on off days when he enters races and tournaments. Usain Bolt: watch your back.
You have to admire this players…chest control (ahem). I’ve always said there should be more women in football. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean, they’re no inferior to us, are they?
Ok, it might have something to do with what happens in this video, but still – equality has never looked so good. Attractive women of the world: take your exams, don the shirt and start pulling out the yellows and reds. Oh, and remember: no sports bras allowed.
You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – down right hilarious. Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event. Look at him, punching his chest like a triumphant Gorilla.
The first rule of goalkeeping is never take your eye off the ball. Perhaps this chap skipped the first lesson at ‘Keeper school – he knows how to save things, but the more basic ideas are a bit hazy. Anyway, the one saving grace is that the stand behind him looks pretty empty. Tis a pity, though, that Youtube is quite popular these days.