Youtube’s Scooter Magruder lists 100 problems only suffered by residents of the first world.
Chances are you’re guilty of at least one of these and when you compare them to problems faced by third world countries you’ll feel like a total douche. Enjoy!
Valentines Day! The best day of the year if you happen to own a restaurant or flower shop.
Join Ashen as he looks at some crap and ruins his sofa, aided by the endless talents of Chef Excellence.
Fancy turning that weak-sauce laser pointer into a sweet-ass lazer cannon that will be the envy of the neighbourhood? Yeah you do. Well here’s how.
In just a few short minutes you can turn a doggy distraction into a doomsday machine.
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As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.
Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.
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Daleks, more deadly than your mom & dad after you’ve thrown a party & trashed the house, the ultimate terror of the universe, but totally misunderstood!
Add to that they are crap at hitting on Doctor Who’s cute assistant, Rose Tyler. If you think about it they’re not a lot different than the average teenager. A total and complete pain in the ass!
If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The only thing missing is celebrity zombies and Simon Cowell being sexually ravaged by horny cetaceans.
What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour?
A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
They were always onto a winner with this show. Take some cute wild animals going about whatever it is wild animals do, usually eating or moving their mouths just waiting for the BBC to come along and dub some silly voices over the top.
Hey presto you have a Saturday early evening filler and the only real cost is that Twitter-pervert Jason Manford and his Charlie Big Spuds paycheck. Oh, and remember to get shots of meerkats, standing. People go absolutely screaming nutzoid, lol-their-own-face-off for a standing, talking meerkat.
Ahhh, Christmas, a time when families come together and enjoy the goodwill of the festive season, snuggle up inside their homes and feel safe from the elements and danger of the outside world – WRONG!!!
It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your home in the Christmas period. But did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.
Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?
Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.
Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie making it a far more entertaining film in this short trailer than the entire lametard movie franchise in its entirety.
Yeah, that’s right, Harry Potter sucks Voldemort’s hairy ass crack. Still, it makes for an interesting twist in the formulaic plot!
If you are a guy in a relationship then it’s probably best you watch this on your own, then delete this file, wipe your hard-drive, burn your computer, blow up your house, move to South America and never speak of it again!
Why, because what this cute chick is saying is SO true, that if your girlfriend ever found out about any of it your life would officially be over and the rest of your life would be a living hell. Ignore the fact that she is hawt and wearing pretty-much nothing, there is a message here to take heed of!
It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program recently. That’s right it looks like it has come down to a fatty, a baldy and a hairy. Lets see what they have created for the judges to eat?
Still the proof is in the pudding and you should never judge a book by it’s cover – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?
Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.
I wonder, how many megaHitlers would Universal healthcare be?
