When you choose a buddy, just make sure they are the real deal! Just like Buddy the dog, the good thing about him is that he’s the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals aren’t up to scratch. Like, you forget to feed them for instance.
The bad thing about Buddy is that he’ll not give you the companionship that most people seek from a pet, that sense of interaction. You know, the fact that they’re actually the real thing!
Some awareness videos are actually very useful – they are representative of the thing they’re trying to highlight and give sound advice. In essence a ‘good’ thing.
But not this one, this video is so weird and creepy it would make any child lose faith with the entire human race, nevermind ’strangers’. “I’ll kill your dog!”… Really?
Taking their cues from Rhett and Link these guys are testing out the viability of Google translate.
By translating and retranslating the lyrics from the Fresh Prince theme, they are hoping to generate sponteneous lulz.
Ever seen a bear do its laundry? Probably not because they don’t like to air their dirty garments in public, they’re far too sophisticated for that. But this camera crew managed to capture the rare moment when a huge brown bear comes out of the snowy wilderness.
Probably to take time out from all that grizzling, drop its fat pants, and take them for a spin. Not even Attenborough caught that on tape.
Parks are great. When the sun comes out you can grab a stereo, a portable BBQ and a coolbox full of beers and get your summer on.
There’s only one thing that could ruin your fun; jegging clad, hat having hipsters. This is what they look like. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Looking for a special gift for a loved one? Something that really expresses the way you feel while remaining amusing and light hearted?
Look no further. This silver beauty says it all and comes with a pull-chain to completely transforms its look!
If you own a DVD player you definitely have a copy of Muppet Christmas carol, but you may not have watched the commentary track yet.
You should have because it’s awesome. Sir Michael Caine shares some inside info on the film and it’s Muppet stars…
You probably don’t believe in the whole Mayan calendar impending apocalypse thing, because you’re a normal rational human being.
What if I pointed out that Gangnam Style hitting 1bn views on YouTube just happens to be being predicted for the very same day? Not so sure now are you, eh?
Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what?
Some juvenile soul working for Brighton Council has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas. Not festive, but pretty damn funny.
All that stands between you and an epic fantasy quest is a few scratch and sniff game cards and a premium rate £5 per minute phone number.
Would you be able to find the dragon rose and cure your affliction or would the prospective phonebill and your dad’s toots prove too much?
It’s not often you get to see an man singing a mournful song to a recently deceased crab, so get it while it’s here.
Voiced by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barratt, Wormsley is part of a new kid’s animation starring Steve Coogan. Screening on Sky Atlantic over Christmas.
Having someone cover your song live in front of you must be kinda weird. Especially when the singer is this guy and he’s looking for feedback.
Still, miss Swift takes it well and manages to make her criticisms sound like they could also be compliments by staying vague.
There aren’t many great English rappers and almost none who don’t take all their cues from American rappers.
That makes Professor Elemental somewhat unique. A british rapper who makes a point of his britishness and wears it like a badge of honor. Pip pip, Tallyho.
You know what it’s like, you’re watching TV after a hard day watching a computer screen and you start to doze off. It’s something especially true of babies because they’re so lazy, so pity this poor bub as it struggles to find a sleep spot to rest its weary head–if only it wasn’t so useless.
But don’t fret, as this kind of problem has a #FailFix solution–and if you know other useless people whose idiocy could brighten up the internet with some megalulz, why not share it with the world here and be in with a chance to win $1000.
