This is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination.
And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants at the thought of it all.
Steve Hughes breaks it down for us all. Which means it’s OK for you to like cooking and heavy metal. It doesn’t mean you’re gay.
He also points out the irony of rugby players and the like calling guys who bake cakes gay when they spend their time showering with butch naked men. Oh the humanity!
When it comes to earth-destroying weapons, the sort that could annihilate a city just by flying past it and shouting “Boo!”, they’re usually quite high up on the badass scale. Let’s say very nearly all the way up to eleven.
But this nuke isn’t quite getting the whole terrifying, world shattering vibe that should be its default setting. And as for the mushroom cloud, it’s more like a pink penis cloud.
The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho (aka homophobic) but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay. It’s all a bit medieval isn’t it?
Besides, he’s right. It doesn’t get more macho than shagging another man. To really prove you’re masculine and comfortable with your sexuality, you need to get with another bloke. Do it. Get bumming, or be forced to accept your homosexuality.
You ever get the feeling that games designers are having a laugh at our expense, i mean, it must take days, if not weeks to program and design a game like this – What the HELL were they thinking?
This is ONE very weird little game, but strangely, highly addictive and rather pleasant to play! Drive the gay bus to the gay bar & ram as many sailors as you can along the way – Yep, a gay-bashing killing fest EXTREME! Woo Hoo !
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
