Know what an Ibex is? No. Me neither. But this big guy’s certainly pissed at someone or something.
Maybe that’s why he’s so annoyed with life – he spends all his time trying to be noticed, only to be overshadowed by a host of other animals. Poor thing.
“I’m an Ibex Goddamnit. An IBEX!”
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
