You may or may not remember the Pokemon reggae song released last year—well now it has an English translation.
Among other things, it has a line about eating Slowpoke’s tail which tastes like a “yummy yummy snack / We’re hungry and we want more” the song proclaims. Ummm, OK.
Forget playing Pokémon on the computer, that is so passe. It’s all about using real animals, so go out and find yourself a blue whale, no bitching about them being hard to find due to extinction, just find one!
Or failing that, maybe just use your pet dog instead. Then go out there and dog butt your enemy’s face. It will open up a whole new world. For the dog anyway.
Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?
Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.
“Yo, f#cking Snorlax owns in this movie, look at him” And with that legendary line this clip begins.
This conversation wouldn’t be out of place in an episode of The Sopranos.
“Owh, bada-f#cking-bing, Snorlax’s got stones!” – Still, he did fucking own in that movie!
