When you choose a buddy, just make sure they are the real deal! Just like Buddy the dog, the good thing about him is that he’s the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals aren’t up to scratch. Like, you forget to feed them for instance.
The bad thing about Buddy is that he’ll not give you the companionship that most people seek from a pet, that sense of interaction. You know, the fact that they’re actually the real thing!
Ever seen a bear do its laundry? Probably not because they don’t like to air their dirty garments in public, they’re far too sophisticated for that. But this camera crew managed to capture the rare moment when a huge brown bear comes out of the snowy wilderness.
Probably to take time out from all that grizzling, drop its fat pants, and take them for a spin. Not even Attenborough caught that on tape.
Loading Ball Larry puts his annoying spin on everything he touches. You’re probably already familiar with his work: He’s the guy who crashed your app, right before you hit save.
The jerk who turned that ten-minute task of yours into a full hour of frustration—spinning, spinning, spinning your day away. Stop Larry before he grinds your world to a halt.
These days most us conduct our love lives through a laptop, whether that be Skyping your other half across the divide of continents or whether the love affair is between you and your computer. But when your computer starts playing up your relationship can hit the rocks, which is why an upgrade is essential every now and then.
4 SSD Angels took 1 ex-ambulance & 50 Samsung 830 SSDs and went to find out, traveling around in an ambulance replacing crappy hard drives with pimped up solid-state drives.
And to think, science-fiction told us the machine uprising would come from defense technology, but no, as ever reality is far more ordinary. You’re just un-boxing your new Central Station monitor, you’re excited, you got some new gear, then the technological singularity slaps you in the face.
Next thing you know we’re being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on. Time to fight back.
NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!
What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour?
A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
So this is why China produces better, miniaturized versions of the things we make. It’s because they’re smaller. Makes sense really. Smaller people make smaller, more efficient things. Simple.
I wish I could own an army of those guys to improve all aspects of my tech life. Or maybe just to clean my house for me. Surely Samsung can’t be the only ones to benefit. Forget cuts to spending and benefits, the government should introduce a team of mini workers to each household in Britain. We’d have more time to work and spend money, thus boosting the economy. Sounds viable to me.
This must have taken an age to set up. This guy is really committed to testing the small print on products. Maybe he’s the guy that knows that watches are resistant to a certain depth. He’s down there, risking his life testing them all. Dolls with forks? Shark attacks? Man this is some robust memory. Shame the human brain isn’t the same.
This should be the official training routine of the British Armies. Forget firing ranges and obstacle courses, you ain’t fit for war unless you’ve withstanded what the Samsung Memory Card has been through. Simple.
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
This is what every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner?
It would certainly make any bachelor’s life easier, no need to cook any more because it’ll all be done for you!
I think I’m in lurve…
