First there was Pitch Black, then, realizing they had a potential money spinner on their hands there came The Chronicles of Riddick.
And now, assured that they had a cow that could be milked for cash, comes the next installment: Riddick. However, it’s a cow i really wanna go see.
We all know indie films can be a bit stuck up their own a-holes, full of pretensions and heavy-handed symbolism.
So to show how ridiculous that can be, two guys shot a trailer for an non-existent film at the airport on their way home from SXSW.
If it exists and it’s badass, then a Lego version of it must be created — that’s one of the rules of the internet along with rule 34.
And so the new Star Trek movie trailer gets painstakingly recreated in everyone’s favorite toy building block.
Calvin and Hobbes is pretty much the best newspaper comic strip ever, but what happened to Calvin when he got older?
Creating an imaginary friend is fine when you’re young and can get away with it, but what about when you have to leave childish things behind?
It doesn’t matter whether you’d planned on going to a cracking owl sanctuary or a Lexi convention, clear your diaries for August 7, 2013.
Because that’s the date everything in cinema is going to change forever with the release of the Alan Partridge film.
Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap which involves two space shuttle pilots discovering an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth.
But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.
Proof-of-concept for a feature about sushi chefs fighting sea monsters. It’s a crazy idea, but at least it has originality which is a rare commodity in Hollywood.
It might look a little like a straight to DVD type film or one of those ridiculous SyFy flicks, but that doesn’t mean it wont be wildly entertaining.
You might have thought Hollywood had already milked every kids show for every dollar it could, but there are a few it missed.
Now it’s just Captain Bucky O’Hare, The Teletubbies and Bagpuss, and there are already rumours of a Michael Bay adaptation of Bagpuss…
Cor blimey guv-naa, a bunch of eastenders have to battle their way out of a zombie-strewn London, in this film that pits the loveable cockney against the not so loveable flesh-eating undead.
The motley bunch are led by a gang of amateur bank robbers and foul-mouthed pensioners, as we all know cockneys fall into one group or the other.
Cowboys, dinosaurs in space, mech-warriors, baby angels, Daleks — if this trailer for series seven of Dr. Who doesn’t get you wet, then you need to check your pulse.
It looks like it’s going to be an epic season for fans of the doctor, along with some heartache too. What’s not to like?
It’s difficult to know whether this is a cause for celebration or time to lament the fact that they’re flogging a dead horse, yet again.
Our memories have already been tarnished with the 8th and 9th series, can this do the impossible and save it?
Fake Film Fest looks like a blast! One of the most harrowing movies ever made is so ripe for a remake with puppets and Skelemo’s submission for the 2012 Virgin Radio Fake Film Festival ticks that box.
Everything’s better with puppets, it’s surprising that no one did it before with Kermit and Miss Piggy as the heroin couple fighting their addiction as their world around them turns into a paranoid hell.
Holy glittering vampire penises! This girl’s reaction to the trailer is an epic journey fraught with emotion — and this is just the trailer. Just imagine what she’ll be like in the cinema? She’ll explode with teenage desire and despair. That’s if she can fit in the theatre in the first place.
One day, hopefully, she’ll look back at this video with utter horror and think, why did I embarrass myself in front of the internets like a dribbling, blubbering snorlax? This’ll probably stay online until the sun explodes and then all our digital data will be transposed to the cosmos for all eternity. Ah well, we all make mistakes.
A long time ago, like in the 1980s or something, there was a trailer & it was used to advertise a film. This is the story of that trailer. Not really, this is a bunch of work shy film students trying to make a formulaic action trailer for the movie moguls of L.A.
Will they shake the very foundations of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn’t missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer & discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?
