If you had a chance to choose some poignant words that would act as a label for yourself and your life, what would you choose? It’s not as easy as you might think. It’s almost like writing an epitaph for the life you are still living.
Take these people for example, living along the most famous of American highways, Route 66. Random people, random lives, all with one thing in common that connects them all. Life might not seem so diverse, but deep down we are all unique individuals.
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Dom Joly, the star of Trigger Happy TV introduced us to the annoying idiot shouting at the top of his voice on an over-sized mobile phone. He’s an awful lot like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Now the two essential ingredients are combined to show you how to hone your ‘Haute Cuisine – Hate Cuisine’ skillz in the kitchen.
Forget ‘Epic Meal Time’, those guys would never attempt this. Have you ever tried a squeeze of Marmite when frying mushrooms? It’s a cinch and gives them a real zing! The real question is, can you actually remember where the kitchen is? If you can i suggest you check out more on Marmite’s Facebook page.
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What are some people prepared to do for some free cash? This summer, Bulmers are running a series of experiments across the country to get people talking. In their latest experiment, in a busy train station, they ask ‘What gets people talking on their commute?’
Can this guy create ‘a mini orchestra’ in the alloted time and get commuters talking, or will he be laughed off the platform? And if you fancy becoming part of this experiment then check it out and sign up on Facebook.
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They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.
What to do? Should we be afraid, excited, should we eat it? Should we take it home as a pet and breed them? Or should we kill it with fire?
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NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!
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It can be confusing to describe a balloon race across the internet. And that’s not because it’s a confusing game, it’s just because it’s a balloon race. Across the internet.
The race course that all the balloons fly through is made up of loads and loads of websites. Each website has the race course floating over the top of it. It’s very easy to play, so we recommend you get stuck in and enjoy!
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Who the hell decided to proclaim that breakfast was the most important meal of the day? F#ck that, sleeping in is definitely the best food your brain & body can possibly have after a very long night of abuse from various toxic substances: PERIOD!
BUT, for some of us (yes, it’s not lies!), there is the small problem of ‘WORK’, which however you try, cannot be ignored (after all, that’s what pays for more nights of abuse!), so a well balanced breakfast suddenly becomes a necessity.
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Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it.
But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead and do it from the comfort of your own basement. It’s a total WIN-WIN situation!
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This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph.
It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring of Snake Plissken and Frodo Baggins. Bet it could kick Optimus Prime’s ass as well.
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Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
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I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
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This is what every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner?
It would certainly make any bachelor’s life easier, no need to cook any more because it’ll all be done for you!
I think I’m in lurve…
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