Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further.
Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else, so here it all is in a nice compilation.
Hear the joke about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower? This is no joke. She married it and says she is deeply in love with it.
She’s also had a relationship with a compound bow and the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what though? Still a better love story than Twilight.
As if the off-key discordance wasn’t enough, the video to accompany Orbital’s “Wonky” is trippy and chock full of paranoia.
If a group of cats starts talking to you, it’s probably time to get yourself one of those nice white jackets with the arms that tie up round the back.
Welcome to your non denominational alternative winter holidays YouTube video. No mention of the baby Jebus at all here, just sweatsuits.
Yep, If you’re into monotone music and plain sweats, this is the christmas video for you. Send your thanks to Rhett and Link.
It’s not often you get to see an man singing a mournful song to a recently deceased crab, so get it while it’s here.
Voiced by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barratt, Wormsley is part of a new kid’s animation starring Steve Coogan. Screening on Sky Atlantic over Christmas.
It’s an interesting gimmick for a fight scene – the ability to punch you foe through their own pockets, but something tells me this wasn’t meant to be taken entirely seriously.
Still, you’ve got to love his girlfriend. Any woman you can call up, instruct to strip with no explaination and they’ll do it is pretty awesome in my book.
Want to stave off the threat of butthole cancer while simultaneously giving yourself a fascinating new topic of conversation for cocktail parties and swanky soirees?
If not, you probably need to seriously re-think your priorities, and if so, you need to nip out and buy youself a Squatty Potty, asap!
It might not sound that appetising but there are some serious advantages to eating meat that was grown in a laboratory.
It’s a lot less wasteful, theres no guilt for those tree hugging animal lovers and best of all, it tastes just like real meat! OM NOM NOM.
You’ll be forgiven for thinking just WTF is this craziness, but come on, it’s the internet! Expecting the unexpected should be your default setting.
So just enjoy the wackiness and the animation and be glad this strangeness didn’t come from your own mind, because you might need to see a head-doctor if it did.
Billed as a “A Blockbuster of miniature proportions.” This is definitely the quirkiest animation you’ll see all day.
You could argue that it makes even less sense than a 7 foot tall wookie living on Endor with a load of Ewoks, but who cares? Weird is good!
We all need a sofa to sleep on at some point, somewhere safe for the night – But just remember there’s a chance that homicidal clown will stalk you, especially if you turn off the TV.
So next time you find yourself crashing on a friend’s sofa, you’ll think of this video and you won’t get a wink of sleep. Guaranteed.
In Italy Spider-Man looks like Ron Jeremy, he rides a Ducati and he possesses an almost unimaginably high dose of WTF.
So strap in and prepare yourself for 40 minutes of complete random, but highly enjoyable, madness.
Great Christ, here’s proof that we live in a Godless universe otherwise this abomination wouldn’t have been born to terrify the minds of men.
They should bill this as the most disturbing movie ever, which sees Pee Wee Herman lust after a sex doll while a sex worker lusts after him. Be. Afraid.
It’s great to see these two performers reviving the ancient art of hand dancing, which requires you to dress up (or down) in your underwear, place a bottle of beer on the table, put some smeared makeup on, and slam a table as hard as possible.
You may laugh at them but in two months time everyone will be doing this down the discotheque and dancing with your feet will be a thing of mockery.
