So, TRON: Legacy’s coming out in case you hadn’t noticed the trailers flooding the internet at regular intervals. And it seems like Disney has used every opportunity possible to merchandise everything they possibly can, from light-trail-leaving mouse pads to keyboards to women’s shoes.

But, all of that woeful garbage fades into neon trails of insignificance compared to this: the Tron Lightcycle. Come one, don’t be all cynical and mature, you don’t need to be a fanboy to appreciate this. It’s all fun and games until you career off the road and crash into the school bus, ending in a fireball that they can see in the next state.