Aww, look at this cute little girl at Disneyland getting to join the Jedi Academy. It must be every child’s dream to join the order of warrior monks who serve as peace keepers throughout the galaxy, the holders of the mysterious energy known as the Force.

Or, fuck that, maybe she wants to destroy those crusty robed douchebags, she knows the real fun is to be had on the Darkside. The devil has the best tunes after all.

The awesome is strong in this one.