This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.

Picture the scene – Russel starts using heroin again. Katy leaves him. He’s desperate, inconsolable. With no one to turn to, he begins eating, a lot. Then – in an attempt to win back the absent popstar, he makes this video and puts it onto the internet. Think of it as a modern day love letter. A viral piece of chivalry. I doubt it would work. So let us just point and laugh.