The Halo prequel that everyone with an xbox has been waiting for is being released in a matter of days. If you weren’t already waiting with baited breath for launch day then you will be after watching this trouser moistening CGI trailer!Grab an Xbox 360 controller and immerse yourself once again in the world of heroic Spartan warriors and the deadly alien Covenant as the Halo franchise heads back to it’s roots with the upcoming prequel Halo: Reach.

Suit up and join Noble Team as they fight for the survival of the human race on the planet Reach: the last outpost between Earth and the might of the encroaching alien military. Master devatating new weapons and abilities and test your skills online as you battle it out with players from the four corners of the globe in the best multiplayer Halo experience to date! Also, Jetpacks.

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Since it’s been touted as some of the best drama ever made, I guess The Wire is now trying to conquer the comedy market. Probably due to low funds or laziness, however, producers have clearly resorted to regurgitating old scenes, with a cheap laughter track added.

You’d think with all that success they’d be able to re-shoot the whole series and make it into a sitcom. This is what happens in a recession – unemployment and poor television. I think I’ll stick to the original.

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No matter how bad a day or life you’re having, this video is sure to turn things around. Like a puppy, or someone tripping up in front of you, it’s nature’s visual Prozac. Try as you might, you simply cannnot help but be tickled by the sight of dozens of babies pulling the ’sour lemon face’.

I love how some of them think they have it covered, like, “What, sour? This is fine. This isn’t sour, this is…’ Only for them to suddenly recoil in a juddering fit. It’s a knee-jerk reaction that no-one can tame. Hang on, what’s that, did I hear someone say “Child cruelty”? Nonsense. They don’t HAVE to eat the fruit, do they?

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You ever get the feeling that games designers are having a laugh at our expense, i mean, it must take days, if not weeks to program and design a game like this – What the HELL were they thinking?

This is ONE very weird little game, but strangely, highly addictive and rather pleasant to play! Drive the gay bus to the gay bar & ram as many sailors as you can along the way – Yep, a gay-bashing killing fest EXTREME! Woo Hoo !

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Ok, so the new Star Wars films were no where near as good as the original ones. I know that, you know that, and George Lucas – if you gave him a few glasses of wine – would admit that as well. Despite them not being as legendary, there’s something all Star Wars films have in common. There are a lot of characters, and they can get fairly complicated what with all those planet names and politics.

This is a novel way to keep things informative, fun, and fresh. By integrating a choral Queen classic with the well-known franchise you have a decidedly high-pitched re-cap of the recent films. And what’s more, you can listen to this, and get straight to watching episodes 4-6 and enjoy some real quality films.

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There are some stories that just melt the heart. There’s something about this old guy, his trumpet, the amazing tale – even the sternest of people would wilt at such a story. Even Hollywood in their huge network of War films haven’t come up with an idea as resounding as this. It’s impermeable to anyone from Steven Spielberg to your emotionally stunted mate.

Then again, it could be a load of tripe of course. He probably doesn’t even remember fighting in the war, and that hat he’s wearing looks pretty suspect. How would a German know the word for trumpet? Hm? Well – whatever the truth, I’m prepared to believe it. Even if the sniper didn’t hear his slightly dodgy tunes because he was too busy getting shot, I’m up for going along with what this old man says. He’ll dine out on this memory til the day he dies, telling anyone who’ll listen. I bet his grandchildren wish it had never happened.

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…..But, in this case, they will also be getting extremely wet, or, if they dont have breathing apparatus – Dying! The world has changed recently – We can’t mock blacks, Jews, and Mexicans anymore, but fortunately, we still have fat people!

So there you are, fat people are now the only objects of our hate left, well, maybe if Fox news has their way, pretty soon we’ll be able to openly kill Muslims on the street and claim self-defence. I can hardly wait! But anyway….back to the fatty on a submarine, submerging FAST!

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It is true – Apple products are undoubtedly a triumph of marketing. Yeah they’re ace and sleek and lovely and easy to use…but we probably think we need the products more than we actually do. So, I present to you, the latest non-released, soon to be packaged and advertised product from Steve Jobs: the iFad.

Of course, you almost certainly did these types of things when you were 3 and sure, it all looks pretty facile and basic. But not when that lovely Apple logo gets its grip on you. Look directly into its smooth curves and, Hey Presto, a product has instant intrinsic value. Im pre-ordering mine now.

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