Wow. If you were a lady dog, you know, a bitch, who had perhaps had a little too much fun and gone home with a questionable man dog, you would not want to wake up and discover it to look like this. Not only is it quivering, but some fairly ropey sounds are emanating from it’s nose and mouth.
Or maybe, as the title suggests, this dog is in fact possessed by some evil spirit. Maybe Satan himself. The dog version. Whatever the diagnosis, he’s pretty embarassed once he wakes up. Poor pooch.
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There’s a message here. Always read the small print. Especially if you’re dealing with Hollywood stars. They’re used to getting anything they want, whenever they choose – whether that be a dozen white doves, a wellington filed with red M&Ms, or enough cocaine to fell a whale.
Danny De Vito ain’t no different, as this poor producer can attest. There’s a lot I’d do for my work, but male fellatio isn’t one of them. Then again…it IS Danny De Vito. Ah – what the hell.
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Wouldn’t it be awesome if you knew exactly what your pets were thinking. If they could express their thoughts in logical sentences. Dog’s really would become a man’s best friend, as you could agree on stuff and discuss house matters.
Either that or it would just descend into a chaotic din. Your parakeet screeching complaints in the corner whilst the cat slags you off from behind as the goldfish sings hymns. Thinking about it, just watch this video. And be content with that. Animals are almost certainly better seen and not…spoken to.
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This dog seems to think he needs to get his legs moving, despite it being decidedly aloft from the escalator’s metal surface. This is why dogs aren’t humans. A man can make a simple decision about an escalator. How it works, how to use it.
Then again, in its simplicity, a dog can enjoy many advantages. Like having the easiest life imaginable. I mean, who gets CARRIED on an escalator. Not you, not me. This dog may appear stupid, but it knows what it has to do to secure an easy life. Any more intrinsic intelligence, and life gets harder.
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