Ah yes, the moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant. Depending on your monetary standing, you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply place your gold, plastic card on the table and pay the price of the meal, plus a generous tip. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine, and then grudgingly count out the amount in notes. 3. Run
This here is an interesting strategy which can be shown to be used elsewhere. It’s kind of a more extreme version of number 2. This extreme version is obviously something anyone linked to business or commerce can understand. Being under-paid, clients expecting more of you than is reasonable, not paying you Etc etc. It must be bloody annoying. But it must be better than number 3.
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Acting clearly isn’t as easy as it looks. Especially when you have to portray about 10 different things all at once. And we’re not talking Gladiator or Indianna Jones, you’re looking at all that effort for a stupid advert.
In fact, I doubt any actor will have had to do so much in such a short period of time. Christian Bale lost his rag when some sound guy got in his way. Imagine him doing all this at the same time? Not a chance. Playing a half-man half-bat in underpants is a doddle compared to what poor old Justin has to do.
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If you are a guy in a relationship then it’s probably best you watch this on your own, then delete this file, wipe your hard-drive, burn your computer, blow up your house, move to South America and never speak of it again!
Why, because what this cute chick is saying is SO true, that if your girlfriend ever found out about any of it your life would officially be over and the rest of your life would be a living hell. Ignore the fact that she is hawt and wearing pretty-much nothing, there is a message here to take heed of!
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The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’.
Just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all the way into the vast, wild jungle while you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.
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It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program recently. That’s right it looks like it has come down to a fatty, a baldy and a hairy. Lets see what they have created for the judges to eat?
Still the proof is in the pudding and you should never judge a book by it’s cover – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?
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Ah. Dan Bull returns with one of his achingly addictive raps about an issue with which we can all relate. How tenacious of him. The first casualty of war is truth. He’s right. You can always tell when politicians are lying. Look carefully at their mouth, if their lips move, then that’s the indication.
Puppetry, not democracy – another good point. And in America’s case, it was a chimp puppet that was doing the nefarious deeds. Bush – surely the worst proponent of the kind of stuff Bull is against. There’s one thing I disagree with, though. Wikileaks is good, but the best site ever? Clearly never been on Facebook, mate.
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Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.
I wonder, how many megaHitlers would Universal healthcare be?
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I mean, this is a great idea, but it is certainly helped by Steve. Steve looks strangely like he was made to be a ventriloquist’s dummy. Like he’s been waiting for this moment all his life. He looks so calm and happy. And he barely needs the mask – his face is already smooth and dollish. Even when he gets ridiculed, he embraces his role with open arms.
I mean, the comedy from Paul ain’t great – but jokes aside – he’s good at what he does. Whatever happens, though, just don’t ask him to say the letter B. Ventriloquists hate Bs. In ventriloquist school, it doesn’t even appear in the alphabet. True fact.
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