
Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies.
Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that? So dig deep into your pockets and offer up a bit of pocket fluff in support for this incredible venture.
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There’s an outside chance that this isn’t actually a real prank, regardless, it’s a brilliant idea. Talk about inducing hours of therapy sessions later on for this kid.
The idea of raising a child for nine years to believe that you are English and not American and calling an umbrella a ‘bumbershoot’ is something special. I’d love to see his face on his 18th birthday…
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