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The Rev. Phil Snider of Brentwood Christian Church told the council during the August hearing that “this step of gay rights is but another steppingstone toward the immorality and lawlessness that will be characteristic of the last days.”
But then, what’s this? There’s a little twist at the end as the good ol’ preacher gives the bigots something to think about.
Anyone who has fond memories of listening to this song stoned out of their mind as a teenager will certainly wish they were there for this performance.
It’s a lament to friends lost, specifically Syd Barrett lost to the insanity of too much LSD.
Going with your parents to a Frankie Boyle show when you’ve got front row tickets is what some people might call a mistake.
If you’ve got a good sense of humour though and don’t mind permanent psychological scarring in the form of mental images that can’t be purged, you should be fine.
What’s that buzzing sound coming from the garden? Don’t worry, it’s just Mrs Snowman enjoying her gift from Mr Snowman.
Snow-people need satisfaction to you know, just because they’re made of snow doesn’t mean they don’t desires.
It’s the moment we all dread around this oncoming festive time, the morning after the night before, which in this case just happened to be the office Christmas party. On these occasions you have to endure all types of pain and self-loathing, the oncoming hangover, lack of sleep, your ‘possible’ outrageous behaviour in front of your work colleagues (after you made a solemn promise not to repeat your performance last year.
And not to forget your total lack of self control around the consumption of junk food to keep you going and the dread that in 9 hours time you will be doing it all over again. This video is a total survival guide on how to get through these tough times.
Most of us conduct our lives through a laptop, whether that be Skyping your other half across the divide of continents, waging all-out gaming warfare, climbing the virtual social ladder, or just the old-fashioned love affair between you and your computer. But when your trusted hardware starts playing up your relationship with it can hit the rocks, which is why an upgrade is essential every now and then.
This is where the SSD Angels can help, descending on the City of Angels (see what i did there) they embark on their latest mission: to spread Samsung SSD around LA. If there is such a thing as a computer god, he’s definitely spreading love and harmony around his virtual flock.
Feeling rough? Headache, indigestion, itchy, flaky scalp? Sore throat, feminine itching, menstrual cramps? Head lice? Irritated gums? Overactive bladder?
Don’t worry, I’m sure there is something you can buy that will sooth away all those pains. If you’re feeling fine however, watch this. You’ll be feeling worse by the end of it, I promise.
What happens if you get a shitload of street art artists from all across the globe and let them use Honolulu as a canvas to showcase their art?
You get Berlin, but with a much more pleasant climate.
