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	<title>Comments on: A Doctor Calls Out John McClane&#8217;s Many Injuries in The Die Hard Movies</title>
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		<title>By: Harry Brown</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harry Brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2014 09:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s invincible to pain, everyone knows that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s invincible to pain, everyone knows that!</p>
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		<title>By: Chancer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chancer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah... the last time I dived into a submersion pool for expended nuclear fuel rods, I survived without so much as a single tumor too!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah&#8230; the last time I dived into a submersion pool for expended nuclear fuel rods, I survived without so much as a single tumor too!?</p>
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		<title>By: One Sick Pony</title>
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		<dc:creator>One Sick Pony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@GrAVel --- Your daughter is not John McClane though :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@GrAVel &#8212; Your daughter is not John McClane though <img src='https://www.prankies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: GrAVel</title>
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		<dc:creator>GrAVel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fyi: my daughter is a fighter pilot, so I know this is fact. Ejector seats cause spinal damage on anyone who uses them. A real doctor would have known that, so I assume that part is bullshit.?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fyi: my daughter is a fighter pilot, so I know this is fact. Ejector seats cause spinal damage on anyone who uses them. A real doctor would have known that, so I assume that part is bullshit.?</p>
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		<title>By: BogStandard</title>
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		<dc:creator>BogStandard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With all those 2nd and 3rd degree burns he would start to resemble Dark Man in looks.?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With all those 2nd and 3rd degree burns he would start to resemble Dark Man in looks.?</p>
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		<title>By: FloydFan</title>
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		<dc:creator>FloydFan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are you guys sure having an entire plane exploding beneath you (like, just a couple of meters from your buttcrack) would result in &quot;No significant injuries&quot;??? What about ruptured eardrums from the noise??? Burn through heat convection??? Excessive shock from vibration???  ... :&#124;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you guys sure having an entire plane exploding beneath you (like, just a couple of meters from your buttcrack) would result in &#8220;No significant injuries&#8221;??? What about ruptured eardrums from the noise??? Burn through heat convection??? Excessive shock from vibration???  &#8230; <img src='https://www.prankies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> ?</p>
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		<title>By: volgon</title>
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		<dc:creator>volgon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow , humans are bitches?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow , humans are bitches?</p>
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		<title>By: Queer as folk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Queer as folk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not bad - But you missed the the part in Die Hard 5 during the car chase where he comes out of a brutal car crash without a scratch on him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not bad &#8211; But you missed the the part in Die Hard 5 during the car chase where he comes out of a brutal car crash without a scratch on him.</p>
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