Meet Mr A.B.Green aka HLS Master, (that’s High Level Swag for all you normals out there). He’s the man who puts the imp in pimp, he puts the ass in badass.

If you see him chatting to your girlfriend, don’t worry, because a man like this can only repel anyone (or thing) he meets. Even animals will sense that this guy is a super douche of extremely epic proportions and will attack his eyes with a vicious, callous venom, should he get within 2 foot of them.

Is this all part of some global conspiracy, why would someone be doing this? Maybe the military have found a use for the douche as a subversive battleground enemy deterrent/distraction?

Either way, this will throw up some very interesting data on a species that most people would like to be hunted to extinction!

We must study the douche and understand his migratory patterns….And then terminate them!

This is an interesting short film by Ramin Bahrani, about a plastic bag and its epic journey across the barren landscapes of America searching for its maker.

But this isn’t just any plastic bag, not like the ones that douche from American Beauty was filming.

No, this plastic bag has the voice of filmmaker Werner Herzog.