OK, it’s time to play spot the barely recognisable celebrity, as this video takes a look at the very early careers of some of Hollywood’s golden eggs. When Jack Black was playing a goth in Never Ending Story III, he probably thought that was the zenith of his career.

But it’s humbling to know that they all started out somewhere, they didn’t just birth out of their momma’s womb straight onto the gravy train of nepotism and into a glamorous showbiz career.

A fascinating creature that can mimic any sound it hears in the forest. So that means other animals and… Rebecca Black’s hit “Friday”? Huh? WHY!? Even the woodlands of Australia aren’t safe from the horror of that pop turd.

It’s a sad day for the world when even the animal kingdom isn’t immune to the sickly nonsense of the teen pop factory lameness. Please, for the love of all that is sacred, don’t let this bird hear Justin Bieber.

You’ve got to love a fan made film; the geeky detail, the love of the source material to the point of obsession–and this is a good one.

Set in the Half-Life world, they’re managed to crow bar in all the props from the game, like, er, the crow bar and stuff.

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

Starting to sound a little more intriguing now, huh? Well, don’t bother going to see it, got that sex scene for you right here. How’s that for money saving ideas over the festive season? Happy perving.

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.