Everyone wants their life to be easier, even just a little bit, even if you’re a cat—and this video has got tips for cats everywhere.

With insightful and knowledge-giving lines like “You must find suspicious pieces of paper and KILL them!” this video will make every cat’s life a sheer delight.

A bunch of deer confront a cat in a suburban street, but just what the heck is going on?

Well, thanks to this guy’s entirely accurate translation, we can find out the dynamics behind this strange situation. Looks like the deer were coming back from the cinema when the trouble kicked off.

Shorty the cat feels your addiction pain, he knows what it’s like to crave something so much you’d do anything to get it.

And here he shows the eight signs of addiction to look out for—so if you see a friend or family member acting like this, then you should be worried: because your relative has turned into a cat.

You may think you look after your cat, but rest assured it’s nothing of the sort.

Cats have been keeping us humans in check since the dawn of civilisation, and this video shows you what admirable work they do.

It’s like a dog, but it’s also a cat — so how does that work?

It’s either some kind of mutant cat that likes chasing cars and playing frisbee, or they digitally transplanted a cat’s head onto a dog’s body. Either way: WANT!

What’s the point in having a pet cat if you can’t let it soundtrack a soap opera by playing a keyboard?

This should be a prerequisite of every pet, before you buy it or take it into your home it has to be able to play a musical instrument with which it can score a TV show.

Look how long this goddamn cat is, and now he’s been taken from us by the cruel hands of fate. Why do the good ones die young!!??

His name was Stewie he measured 48.5 inches long from his nose to the tip of his tail. The Big C took him in the end so, so long long cat, so long.

Did you ever meet a cat that could sing? No? Then you obviously weren’t looking hard enough because LOOK! Here’s Salvador singing his little cat heart out.

And for those of you that are going to call fake on this, you’re obviously just too jaded as there is nothing fake about those lips. Or a talking thumb for that matter.