Meet Mr A.B.Green aka HLS Master, (that’s High Level Swag for all you normals out there). He’s the man who puts the imp in pimp, he puts the ass in badass.

If you see him chatting to your girlfriend, don’t worry, because a man like this can only repel anyone (or thing) he meets. Even animals will sense that this guy is a super douche of extremely epic proportions and will attack his eyes with a vicious, callous venom, should he get within 2 foot of them.

Is this all part of some global conspiracy, why would someone be doing this? Maybe the military have found a use for the douche as a subversive battleground enemy deterrent/distraction?

Either way, this will throw up some very interesting data on a species that most people would like to be hunted to extinction!

We must study the douche and understand his migratory patterns….And then terminate them!

Listen up yo, and learn from the master. He’s licked more clams than you’ve had hot mussels.

Thank God I watched this video and have now become a man. But I also want to puke until I hurl up a lung. Confusing.

Be afraid…..Be VERY afraid!!!!