There’s an art to taking your shirt off, whether you’re doing it at the beach, at a BBQ or wherever.

So if you want to make sure you’re doing it right and not like some lame douche, you need to watch this video.

SOFEX 2012 in Jordan is a place where warmongers come to buy the weapons they need to reap chaos wherever they want, from handguns to laser-guided missile systems.

The Special Operations Forces Exhibition Conference (SOFEX) is basically a trade-show where, if you’re rich enough, you can buy whatever you want selecting from the most powerful weapons in the world.

Let it be known that in the Die Hard movies, a lot of bullets were spent. Yeah, it’s a shocking revelation but somebody needed to say it.

And in this supercut you get to see officer McClane unleashing lead onto the terrorist-bad-guy-evil-men. Go John.

They’ve hit a great formula here, this video has a British guy in glasses, cats, slow motion, guns, explosions,? stupid jokes, and a surprise plot twist, all the correct ingredients for a delicious Internet video.

Actually, the only other ingredient it needs is you to watch it, then the circle is complete and the world can continue spinning. Amen.

Words vs bullets – who’s going to win? Well when they’re flying out of two guys’ mouths then probably the words, at least according to this world-wide appeal for ‘International alert’.

These two might want to take a closer look at their diet, whatever it is they’re eating is causing some strange symptoms. Thank god it wasn’t two women,? it would have been Armageddon…

To bust a cap in yo sorry aiss. People think of Doctor Who and they think what a well-mannered English gent he is. But people forget just what a badass, gun-toting gangsta he was. No matter what get-up he’s busting he’ll be holding some futuristic firearm.

They see him traversing the space-time continuum, they hatin’. Don’t mess with the good doctor or he will superfly yo’ pathetic face into the middle of the next millennium.

We all love Edgar Wright, right? He’s the guy who directed Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. And when he was younger at art college, while most of us were smoking crack in the woods behind the CDT hut, he was editing together movie montages using his teeth and some sticky tape.

Or something like that. Here’s one of his montages about guns. Back before iMovies editing took between 10-12 years for a second’s footage. Which is why no movies were released before 2005. True story.

Now there’s nothing wrong with a rainbow society that celebrates the varied cultures of this multifarious earth that we all inhabit. But the line has to be drawn at Muslamic ray guns. What next, shooting concentrated Sharia law lazers from their beards and Jihad from their eyes?

It’s well know that the EDL have one single brain cell that they distribute amongst their members on a time share basis, but ray guns? They could be onto something here. Maybe they should all go work for Fox news, it sounds like the sort of dedicated investigative journalism that channel is championed and admired for.